If You Could Open a Metal Store...

[waif]

I thought he said you were a total moron and you are not funny.

What I meant (and said) was that he's a dumbass who makes terrible, awful jokes that aren't funny in and of themselves, except that it's so stupid that it's funny.

Thanks guys,although they´re not funny for the wrong reasons. Making a sign that says "gangstaz only" and begging them to not hurt people when they enter is funny because it sounds so stupid and pointless,that´s why you guys laugh right?. That is the purpose of my perpetual comedy.

No.

 

[Blind Guardian]

No.

Thumbs up! You just agreed with me over why it´s funny,and then quoted me saying it´s funny because it´s stupid and replied with a "no";meaning "no it´s not funny because it´s stupid".

 

[waif]

wat

 

[Blind Guardian]

Contradictions Collapse is also an album by Meshuggah.

 

[waif]

thank you. now my head is splitting open from your illogic.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Ok ok i´ll explain. You said to whatever his name is that "What I meant (and said) was that he's a dumbass who makes terrible, awful jokes that aren't funny in and of themselves, except that it's so stupid that it's funny."
Earlier i explained in what way that joke was funny,i said something similar to "it's so stupid that it's funny".
Then,you quoted me "it's so stupid that it's funny",and your reply to that was;"no".
You see,if you think it´s funny because it´s awful and stupid,and the way in which i meant it to be funny was that it is awful and stupid,how is it funny in the wrong way?

 

[waif]

just shut up. You're hurting my brain.

 

[Matt]

Stop fucking up my thread you fucking idiots.

 

[waif]

ja wohl, mein Fuhrer!

 

[Xorv]

Stop fucking up my thread you fucking idiots.

siged for awesomeness

 

[mutantllama]

Stop fucking up my thread you fucking idiots.

*Throws a rock at it and dents it* Mwahahahaha!

 

[The Ozzman]

This thread needs some Table Time

 

[Blind Guardian]

Isn´t there some kind of "feud" thread where people can fight to the death or at least throw digital insults at eachother on this forum?
Alright i´m going to contribute.
If i had a metal shop i would focus on exclusivity,i wouldn´t order Master Of Puppets to my shop since people can find stuff like that on every other record store available. Especially early american death would have a priority because that´s very rare to find in ordinary metal stores here.

 

[waif]

We need such a thread.

BTW your idea is stupid.

 

[False Joe]

This thread needs some Table Time

It needs some space docking.

 

[mutantllama]

This thread needs some Table Time

Agreed.

 

[waif]

No, I mean the idea of not selling something just because it;s availible elsewhere.

 

[Blind Guardian]

It´s not that simple,you cant compete in a matter of prices with a big store-chain that´s able to buy one million records and get a discount for the share numbers they´re buying,while i´m buying ten copies. My price would have to be much higher than theirs,it´s the same principle that´s now ending the small food stores in small populated areas like i live in. Instead i would focus on stuff that´s exclusive and hard to get(and which i like of course)which larger chains dont have.

 

[waif]

Maybe. But you can deal in used stuff.

 

[Astrum]

My friend and I plan on opening a metal store; time will only tell whether it happens or not. We would sell merchandise and music ranging across all metal and rock genres, focusing on extreme metal. We would also have to include stuff like deathcore and metalcore, because my area has literally no metal scene. Purely hardcore, deathcore, and metalcore.