Introduce Yourself - the n00b thread

[old user1]

LMFAO

Heh, wha?

 

[King Richard]

I laughed so hard my balls hurt. Is that normal?

 

[in_absentia]

Hello peoples.
I'm Josh, and I love Opeth with my heart and soul (and it is a deep, dark, black soul indeed...).
I've been listening to metal for about six years now, and my musical tastes include prog (Tool), black (Axamenta), doom (Asunder), and post (Isis) amongst others...
Does that qualify as an intro?

Peace

Welcome Josh! Good to have you on board

Edit: ps, mind all the assholes

 

[all_sins_undone]

oh stop ruining our fun in_ab

 

[in_absentia]

haha sorry, carry on then

 

[all_sins_undone]

I laughed so hard my balls hurt. Is that normal?

depends, it'd be normal if your balls sagged under your ass and got damaged when you belly-laughed, but having balls that saggy isn't exactly normal

 

[King Richard]

I blame it on the tightness of my pants caused by the odd way I was sitting in my chair.

 

[i aint play this]

lul

 

[Esplendor]

I blame it on the tightness of my pants caused by the odd way I was sitting in my chair.

too..much..information

 

[metal_wrath]

Edit: ps, don't mind all the assholes

fixxxed

 

[in_absentia]

Quiet you

 

[nadavnaz]

I'm nadav, from israel, I met opeth on an ipod

 

[Hyrrokkin]

HAY, I'm Roya... I used to post on this forum some years before, but stopped. I never used to be as into Opeth as I am now; they made it to the top of my Last.fm chart in a matter of a couple of weeks. I'm anxiously awaiting a new album, as well as another tour (I missed them twice, due to having been in Europe =P).

 

[metal_wrath]

welcome

so, you used to be an opethforum regular? what is your favorite album?

don't let my avatar scare you, lol

 

[D_Outvile]

Hi everyone !
You probably heard a lot that Opeth is great, deep, inspiring, and very creative.... but in case you wanna hear it again - hell Yeah, here we go: Opeth IS Great, Deep, Inspiring, and Very, VERY creative! Maybe I'm not yet very experienced with all the variety of metal, but I found no match yet (I really hope I will...) Every album is special and calling your heart somewhere...
Strange thing is that, though we don't play metal as such, somehow in some way Opeth is closer to where we try to get music-wise than easily anyone else (and I even mean the stuff we did before we discovered Them...) - not that it looks similar, but we try to achieve similar depth, dynamics, spirit...
They provide really high quality, on all ends. It's great that they grow bigger and bigger, I'd like all the world to hear them - so lets all keep supporting the guys!

 

[in_absentia]

Excellent first post, we're glad to have you on board, Welcome!

 

[A ska to S]

Whats up everybody, if you're gay you're cool, and if you're cool you're gay. Let's get to the assra

 

[wareena21]

*takes deep breath*

im a newbie to this forum but have listened to opeth since early 2001. i listen to them pretty much everyday and could consider them as one of my favourite bands of all time.

thats pretty much it. i love opeth.

 

[Seance]

depends, it'd be normal if your balls sagged under your ass and got damaged when you belly-laughed, but having balls that saggy isn't exactly normal

man that was fucking weird to read

 

[D_Outvile]

These days I usually listen to Deliverance when I'm running on a race-track, and also I played Unreal Tournament (2004) listening to it and earlier stuff a lot (so when I hear their music I instantly see bots and myself dying under the fire shower )