It's that time of year again --- NFL BABY!!!

I may bandwagon jump to Seattle if St Louis ever trades off their core players of Jackson, Holt, Bruce, and Bulger. Until that time, I hold St. Louis' banner up high.
 
DOLPHINS 0-1 FUCK YES :kickass:

Aside from 52o32498uiojkl24 highlights, I only watched the Cowboys/Giants game, which was a pretty cool way to start the season what with near zero defense on both sides. I started rooting for Dallas when Parcells became their coach, didn't realize he left. I like Romo though, even if he is a romo.
 
I'm still sour about the Eagles loss. I was unaware that the new special teams coach hadn't taught anyone on the team how to return a fucking punt. Honestly, 10 points given up, just because of two idiots trying to be gameday heroes and attempting to catch punts that were bound to be botched, resulting in fumbles. At the end of the game, when it was tied, when douchebag #2 tried that jumping maneuver to catch the punt instead of letting it roll 2 or so yards... I swear to fuck Andy Reed was about to have a stroke. I thought he was gonna choke the motherfucker, cause he lost the game with his stupidity.

Oh well, 15 more games to go. Hopefully they can't fuck em up anymore than they fucked up today.
 
Are you saying you want me to sleep with you? Cause I'll definitely change from my usual scrawny prog boy preference and go for the big burly lumberjack for a night...