ITT Give Dead Lioness your best pick up line

[Furious B]

I'm re-playing this one, because I want you all to know it works like a charm in real life. Just get drunk and go up to a chick and be like "Ummmm, I think I have a really big crush on you."

Does that actually work? I can see that working for a girl that's not that great looking but a super hot bint will just laugh, ime. In a situation like a bar, it's suicide.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Does that actually work? I can see that working for a girl that's not that great looking but a super hot bint will just laugh, ime. In a situation like a bar, it's suicide.

Its an obvious-joke, the chick is supposed to laugh. Thats the whole point.

 

[Furious B]

lol gotchya

 

[lurch70]

Dude seriously, being approached by a woman is one of the greatest things ever. I love women that know what they want and take it, rather than playing bullshit fucking games all the shitcunting god damn fistfucking time. [/frustrated in current female situation]

yeah, this is complete horseshit as experienced recently by yours truely ...

there is the slight possibility, that said woman is doing that to about half a dozen guys an evening ... you being one of them.

that cunter I got fucked over by few weeks ago, was in our friends company this past week again, while we were at a social outing ... and yeah, she was doing the "I want this guy" thig all night ... except it was numerous guys all evening. I watched her in action ... super whore style.

i found out her ex, cheated on her with half of Brooklyn, so she might be a bit fucked up and getting her revenge on man in general ... but watching her ways ... i want to shake that ex's hand.

end of bitter rant ...

and this bint still has the balls to call me sometimes ... i need some creative lines to rip her a new one ...

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Just show her that pic of your ass

 

[lurch70]

brilliant

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Just show her that pic of your ass

in a yellow speedos!!! with the map of Paris!

oh boy, this is too much !!













so its true what they say eh.... guys like to be approached by girls.. eh ?

 

[Nate The Great]

Can somebody tell me if tits were ever revealed in this thread? I don't want to read through the whole thing.

 

[dorian gray]

^

 

[Dick Sirloin]

so its true what they say eh.... guys like to be approached by girls.. eh ?

It's not that we prefer it exactly... sometimes "the hunt" can be fun, but only if you're successful. So in that sense, yeah it is easier to be approached by a girl first... it involves less work. And what guy doesn't want girls just falling into their lap?

BTW, I used to be a total puss when it came to approaching girls first... until I discovered alcohol and the fact that it doesn't matter what lame thing you say, just instigate conversation

 

[NAD]

I vastly prefer them approaching me, I like upfront and strong women and that's an awfully good indicator. And yeah, it's just easier that way.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I agree.... with Sirlion...
I love the hunt too... sometimes its such a fun part.
Of course you'd only like it if its working out, but the hunt is just as fun..

you know... its pretty east guys... girls always *somehow* show
the guy they like - that they like him.
If its a smile... a look... checking him out.. standing in his area at the bar..
you know once you'll learn to see that- your hunt will be great 99.9% of
the time...

girls always show.
seriously.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

You forget that a lot of guys are sort of stupid and don't usually catch the signals (me). A frustrated girl explained all this to me once, I don't remember

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

or then you're me and theres no girls showing anything!

 

[Reign in Acai]

or you're me, and never leave your house to begin with.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Awww

You're an e-pimp, though

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

meh, doesn't bother me. Girls want a ripped and buff manly stud. They dont' care if he's an asshole or not, in 8-10 years they'll smarten up and realize that a man's body isn't everything Kinda like guys realize at some point her tits and ass aren't everything

 

[Krilons Resa]

meh, doesn't bother me. Girls want a ripped and buff manly stud. They dont' care if he's an asshole or not, in 8-10 years they'll smarten up and realize that a man's body isn't everything Kinda like guys realize at some point her tits and ass aren't everything

That's a pretty dayum good post dude.

Speaks LOADS of truth.

 

[Reign in Acai]

meh, doesn't bother me. Girls want a ripped and buff manly stud. They dont' care if he's an asshole or not, in 8-10 years they'll smarten up and realize that a man's body isn't everything Kinda like guys realize at some point her tits and ass aren't everything

Within 8-10 years 60% of the girls you know now will be single mothers.

Edit- You live in the Pacific Northwest, make that 85%.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Within 8-10 years 60% of the girls you know now will be single mothers.

Edit- You live in the Pacific Northwest, make that 85%.

And another one.