Well that's a striking coincidence dude, cos that's not what anybody's suggesting either
I think you may have paid too much attention to one or two parts of one or two posts there and turned it into a main point.
Basically what people are saying, and I said it before but you obviously missed it, is that there's a huge difference between tone and feel. Anyone can nail anyone's tone with whatever-the-fuck, but the specific nuance in Loomis' tone that you're trying to emulate is absolutely, categorically, undeniably unachievable. It's got fuck all to do with what gear you're using, your chain, or the alignment of the fuckin planets.
And don't try and fob it off via the fact that we're all thick fucks who can't understand what you're trying to achieve, or, like you seem to be hung up on, we're too busy trying to get one-up on you. You're after something that is inherently Jeff. You could walk up to him whilst he was playing, take his guitar off him give him a dirty sanchez, you still wouldn't inherit his nuances.
Like someone else said, if it was something simple you were overlooking like EQ, or equipment, you would have nailed it by now.