Ketchup is horrible.
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Vitor
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well, i kind agree with that. i'd say that ketchup is more aproppriate with fast food only. regular meals don't combine with it.
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Srontgorrth
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Me being Canadian has no bearing on my raw, unabashed manliness and heterosexuality.
Ketchup is one of the most fucking hetero condiments ever. All you assholes who want your sophisticated, ever-so-perfectly-seasoned-and-spiced gourmet condiments, or you assholes who put mustard in everything can just oil yourself up, slide into your purple rhinestone pants, and jump into the nearest oven.
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Krow
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Ketchup is an excuse to eat otherwise inedible food. If you need to put ketchup on it, you shouldnt be eating it. Fuck I bet you put ketchup on your children of bodom cds before you play them so you can listen to it from beginning to end.
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You might not have guessed by looking at them, but everyone in our school is a professional dancer.
Hot dogs, burgers, and fries are hardly inedible. Ketchup on any of those things kicks fucking ass, anybody who disagrees should just get eaten by an alligator (note the clever hidden racial slur).
Also Bodom's been good on every album except HCDR so ketchup can't possibly make it any more kickass.
Oh, yes ketchup. It is not just a topping for various food, but I guess it can be a "toy" in some way. I was at McDonalds the other day to get something to eat and I decided to go in. As I was standing in line, I look around and there is this mother with her young daughter having lunch. And her daughter was smearing ketchup all over the table, clapping her hands in it, and licking it off of her hands, food, and table. It was the worst thing I ever seen. And all the mother said was "Oh, you are silly. You just love ketchup.", I was disgusted. Even though I like ketchup myself and put it on a good amount of foods, the smell and thought of playing it is just disgusting.
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I'd like to address the argument of ketchup and its sexuality. You see, ketchup is made from tomatoes. Tomatoes are a fruit. And fruit is a long-running symbol of homosexuality. Notice how Mustard is made from seeds, mayonnaise from eggs, and barbecue sauce from molasses and brown sugar. Not a fucking fruit.
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Mustard is most manly because of the seeds. Men throughout time immemorial have spilled seed all over the world and inside of things (living or not) everywhere.
DarkBliss
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Hot mustard is awesome. But not your American mustard; it's pretty awful with a weird aftertaste.I don't remember which brand. It's the one where you can actually see the seeds. Ugh.
Vitor
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it's nothing near of what i saw last year. a mother changing the dirty diaper from her son INSIDE the McDonalds, in that outdoor space that they have with some tables and a little playground. i just started to laugh totally discontroled. never seen that before.
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McDonalds can only compete with WalMart in the way it catches the flotsam of society. They're like civilization's storm drains.
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I'm not aware of any particularly terrible spicy mustard... though I bought one recently (French's I think?) that has this funny egg smell, even though there seems to be nothing remotely like eggs in the ingredients.
The mustard that really sucks ass is that bland yellow mustard (the one that's solid yellow without any texture). I hate how that's seen as the "standard mustard" and pretty much the only kind you'll find at fast food outlets and other public places.
Wow, that's pretty terrible. Have some fucking respect for people who are trying to eat, lady.
Srontgorrth
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Standard mustard is okay with a regular hot dog and french fries, but spicy/dijon mustard is necessary for a good sausage or sandwich.
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