Yngvai X said:
Look at how tiny Noah is...the body of the bass is almost the same size as his torso
Heh... Matt...
Don't make me resize this picture. Yes, I'm a little guy. So what? I'm still the pwnerer. How did I
BECOME the pwnerer you ask? Well, let's find out.
Let's rewind to age 2.
A kid at heart, here I am, in true form. Notice my mom has her arms locked around me, probably to keep me from pwning.
My family then moved to Germany during the Cold War. How metal is that?
http://members.cox.net/bmf450/images/Noah&Russ%20Munich.JPG
Brothers of metal, indeed.
ALRIGHT! This is where we fast-forward to age 16, when I first started my long journey of pwnage. Who was to know that, by taking up the bass guitar, that I would become so 1337?
You can see here how small I used to be. Of course I was picked on and bullied, but now... to them... I am nothing short of divine quality.
Cue my high school graduation, 2002.
Man, I look young. I hope there isn't anyone on this board who belongs to NAMBLA. Anyway, This was a milestone in my life... as well... as... history you could say. Note that my hair is longer, and I would now be free to roam the lands and kill people with tapping and sweeping.
Wasting no time after public school, I quickly worked to hone my skills while attending college to study music for 4 semesters.
After a failed audition with the TSO (why?), and a short stay in the power metal band, Avian (replacing David Ellefson), I joined Lilitu (Now known as Blood Promise). Before this, I laid down tracks for Matt Moliti's Dark Empire.
Here I am, messing around at the video shoot.
You see, I suppose all I really wanted to say was, "That's how I roll."
Thus concludes my picture presentation of the pwnage of Mr. Matthew Moliti
Cheers,
Noah