life quality poll

[MajestikMøøse]

Impossible

Ok maybe not impossible, but pretty implausible in my present situation.

 

[lizard]

My friend, the irrationality of infatuation cannot be reckoned with by sensible means

 

[NAD]

I'm an asshole, I just play the even tempered dude online. No really.

Also I totally had a girlfriend for the first two years of RC's existence, I just was supersingle halfway through because apparently I was sick of pussy (gay).

Life is pretty god damn good right now, even if I hate having stomach problems.

Finally, tonight I went to dinner with my old boss and wellsir, I'm pretty drunk right now.

 

[lizard]

apparently I was sick of pussy (gay).

no, you were sick of the complications inherent in the acquisition of said commodity.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Ok maybe not impossible, but pretty implausible in my present situation.

What, you living in the Klondike or something?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What, you living in the Klondike or something?

Pretty much.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Quality of life right now = 0wnage.

This was taken at some expensive smexican themed bar in Bristol city centre last weekend. A couple of hours after this was taken, we were on the roof of a tall building watching a huge firework display over the harbour. That weekend ruled.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Does she go ass to mouth?

 

[dill_the_devil]

Dunno, haven't asked her to. Not likely to either - leave that pornstar shit to the pornstars, I'm happy remaining unpaid for my colossal penis.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Eh I'm just messin with ye thug life. I'm happy that you rebounded from your relationship mayhem so quickly.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Well, dunno if 'rebound' is the term I'd choose... LOL...

The mayhem with the ex is still going on in the background, but I'm gradually sorting things out (I think).

 

[booja]

Does she go ass to mouth?

Sadly not, my dear...

Dill, that pic of me is not particularly flattering - minus the oddly blue eyes and large breasts - so prepare to die just a little bit (And it's ownage on my part, bitch)

 

[swizzlenuts]

pwned....

 

[dorian gray]

booja = markgugs

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Life is pretty grand right now

 

[dorian gray]

Did you get that large bag of unmarked non-sequential hundreds I sent you?

 

[dill_the_devil]

booja = markgugs

Wrong, sorry. It actually is Amy. LOL

 

[booja]

He's right I'm afraid, and I can prove it - ask me something embarrassing about Dill...

 

[lizard]

does Dill have any birthmarks on his bum in the shape of Guatamala

 

[dill_the_devil]

No, but I do have an exceptionally hairy ass.