life quality poll

[J.]

I wish. They sent me to a surgeon because they are afraid it could rupture the colon.

Good news is that it is the only one, so it has not spread, which would probably mean The Big C. Plus they said at 39 the chances for cancer are small

 

[dorian gray]

My wife's best friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer. She's 39. Good times.

 

[J.]

Sorry.

Chances for colon cancer at 39 are low, but it can happen. Just glad it has not spread. I also dont show other cancer signs: nausea, vomiting, weight loss, etc. I also have no pain other than gas

 

[dorian gray]

I had a 34 year old guy come in the other day and found he had a stroke lol I was like dude ya might want to consider cutting back on the smoking

 

[Reign in Acai]

Jeff, wish ye the best during that arse magma removal. Just throw on some Darken as they go into your darken.

 

[Hell Mike]

My wife's best friend just got diagnosed with breast cancer. She's 39. Good times.

My cousin got off her cancer treatment the day before we buried grandma who died from cancer three months back (so she could be there at the funeral). Cousin is 31. Shit stuff. Her mom died from cancer some 15 years ago too.

 

[J.]

second colonoscopy set for monday. the surgeon will see if he can remove it. he seemed totally excited about it because they dont see many 45mm polyps.

still no biopsy results

 

[Hell Mike]

ask if he wants to bring his kids so they can see the 45mm miracle

 

[Hell Mike]

on topic: my life is ace tho

 

[J.]

Colonoscopy to get this thing out of my colon today. If they cant get it by going up my cornhole, then they will do surgery.

In other news, i got a new position with my employer. Ill be travelling a lot to oklahoma, tuscon, albuquerque, and VEGAS! Ill be based at home (Houston) instead of dallas where ive been for the past year.

My quality of life will be wondrous once they get this thing out of my ass

 

[dorian gray]

Your post is making me feel like I need to poop

 

[J.]

Colonoscopy was a success. Im farting a lot because of all that gas they put in your colon and im starving

 

[Mormagil]

my life sucks, I work part time in a store at the ass crack of dawn for shit pay and I'm always broke. good to see some of you still around though, I logged in because out of the blue I was thinking about lizard and what a good dude he was.

 

[dorian gray]

Hails!
Sorry to hear that. Time to tell that job to shove it

 

[Hell Mike]

I did a minor closet cleaning today throwing away old work clothes and stuff and found a t-shirt lizard co-sent me and johanna way back when. RIP always in our heartz <3

 

[J.]

So the polyp biopsy came back negative. I forgot how easy pooping was suppose to be. A tip: if you are struggling to poop and your turds are as thin as a pencil, something is wrong.

The new position at work is great. Two days off, two days work from home (HA!), and three days traveling (expenses paid). I love it.

Crossfit is kicking my ass, but I love it. I'm eating better, and have more energy. Now I can truly say "Do you even lift, bro?"

 

[rms]

J you old bastard don't do crossfit! your going to fuck yourself up

 

[J.]

too late. my back is killing me. but even after just two weeks, i see changes both physical and mental.

 

[dorian gray]

I started playing soccer again and immediately sprained my ankle in the first minute of the second game. Ha

 

[rms]

just lift man? circuit training is basically the same thing without the group think and terrible choices in exercise routines