life quality poll

[Guthrum]

Like a shag carpet?

 

[dill_the_devil]

More like Chewbacca.

 

[Guthrum]

I feel your pain.

 

[dorian gray]

No, but I do have an exceptionally hairy ass.

i actually LOL @ this

i was just kidding about gugs though

booja = birkenau

 

[dill_the_devil]

LOL - seriously Dorian, no, it's not. Booja = Amy. She signed up after I told her about Jenni's invasion of the 'Warning: Emo Thread (Or Not)' to get in on the action (purely for shits and giggles, though).

 

[lizard]

to get in on the action

ah, nudge nudge, say no more!

 

[dorian gray]

life quality = good.
although the wife and I have spent the last couple hours trying to figure out how to afford a house that costs $100,000 more than this one is worth whilst maintaining just one income.
conclusion = not possible

 

[NAD]

What, so that brings up your dreamhouse cost to about $198,000, right? Fuck you man, fuck you.

I need to move to Seattle, god damn cheaper houses, larger and in a better location at that. Gay!

 

[lizard]

if dorian moves 500 yards down the street he can probably find himself a nice lil' sod-roofed dugout.

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha you dicks.
we found a house in yellow springs for $350,000 which is a BIT out of my price range considering my current house is worth around $240,000 max.
frankly i want to downgrade and have loads of money left over at the end of the month to pay off school loans and maybe get a car that's younger than 11 years old.
houses are mucho expensivo. yellow springs prices are like san francisco or some shit.
btw, NAD, seattle is one of the most expensive places in the entire universe to live. good luck!

 

[Johanna]

Life sucks atm cause I was supposed to leave for Party-San right about NOW, but of course I get a god damn virus infection so I have to stay home alone and stare at the ceiling for 5 days instead.

 

[lizard]

/\
is this really Johanna or fotmbm

cause if it's Johanna
if it's fotmbm

 

[Johanna]

Hehe, no it's me. Mike has already left

 

[lizard]

hopefully they can resell your ticket

 

[einride]

i don't think this is chemical depression. actually i'm pretty fucking sure it's not... i've never had the clinical form of depression... it's just the general sense of pointlessness and lack of energy to do anything about anything

fyi this is almost literally the definition of depression

best regards,
your bud from the future

 

[J.]

So, right now, my life is shit....literally. For the 1st time in 39 years, something was pushed up my butt. Ive been having No. 2 issues for some time. Today I had both a flexible sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy. Basically I had tubes put up my butt twice today. That is the most uncomfortable feeling, especially when they pump that gas in your colon. I kept trying not to fart on the doc and nurse. The doctors found a large polyp (45mm) in my colon that's the cause of my shitting problems. Have to have it surgically removed next week.

Before today, I just figured gay dudes were confused. Now, I seriously think something is mentally wrong with them. I don't understand how or why someone would want a dick (or anything) in that hole. Horrible feeling.

 

[dorian gray]

Lol did they forget to sedate you?

 

[dorian gray]

Also...that's a big ass polyp!

 

[J.]

I was sedated for the colonoscopy. Not for the flex sig.

Yeah, the polyp is blocking almost half my poop tunnel

 

[dorian gray]

Reach up there and yank it out