Muslim jokes here.

[Susie]

Two muslims in jjb sports trying on rucksacks,

one says to his mate,

"does my bomb look big in this"

 

[Susie]

You shower of miserable buggers i thought that was good one

 

[Brynjar]

hehehehehehehehehe


you happy now?

 

[Susie]

hehehehehehehehehe


you happy now?

No i wont be happy with any laughs on this thread now cause they will be all forced laughs just to try an make me happy so from now on i call this thread a dead cause.

Spit me dummy out now.

 

[Brynjar]

i laughed, honest! i just find saying just 'haha' a bit too spammy for my taste, and i don't know any muslim jokes myself (heard loads here the other week, but i can't remember them).

 

[Susie]

i laughed, honest! i just find saying just 'haha' a bit too spammy for my taste, and i don't know any muslim jokes myself (heard loads here the other week, but i can't remember them).

ok then thanx : )

 

[siderea]

i know one from when i was about 9
what are two morocans in a sleeping bag?

a raider

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that should be updated to a twix these days
and still hohoho
ur
susy's is funny

 

[Bambi]

that was two ethiopians tho, what to you do if you see an ethiopian drowning? throw him a polo mint

whats the difference between smarties and londoners?? smarties dont melt in the tube
ha ha lol

i can type ethiopian even tho im pissed, impressive

 

[Bastet]

gimme more!

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?

A map.