"New" (2006) Q&A thread

[Magrathean]

A:
Sex: Because people think it's cool.
Violence: Because it's cool.

Q: Agree?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: Not entirely

Q: Isn't the sweet absurd the coolest of them all? If you wish to say no, say "yes" instead. If you wish to way yes, then do go on.

 

[Magrathean]

A: No. Seriously, though, absurdity is rather funny.

Q: What's your favorite text size?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: One that's fine enough to be printed on the edge of a sheet of paper. I don't smell any rip-off contracts and by "I don't smell", I mean "No refund is possible, this isn't".

Q: Do you read the edge of contracts?

 

[Zack]

A: Haven't had to yet
Q: So... does anyone wanna hook me back up with rampage?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Sure. I'll try to convince him that you don't really have two billion friends and that you're in pieces. Just post a couple of really emo posts stating how you're about to kill yourself and it should do the trick.

Q: Think Zack has any chance of going back with Rampy?

 

[Zack]

A: Get me a rope (wait, are suicide jokes ok here?)
Q: SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magrathean]

A1: Ah, so it was a joke? *throws rope away*

A2: Not here.

Q: What's something you know that the rest of the world doesn't?

 

[Zack]

A: Ah, I think the rest of the world knows. This was just my primitive way of asking if anyone saw the solar eclipse on the 29th
Q: Want to find all of my lost word documents?

 

[Magrathean]

A: *looks under the bed* Nope, not here...

Q: Would you be freaked out if i told you that i keep a mutant meatball under my bed and that it talks to me?

 

[Rincewind]

A: Not at all...I heard worser things from you...muahahahaha

Q: Do you have imaginary friends? Are they good?

 

[Magrathean]

A: I don't have any. Then again, you always say that i'm an imaginary boyfriend, so.. who knows.. makes you wonder...

Q: Are you imaginary?

 

[hyena]

a: yes, yes, definitely.

q: so who thought me up?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: The cosmic chicken

Q: Is Rampage a pedophile?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Definitely.

Q: Should the new spelling of 'forum' be "phorum"?

 

[hyena]

a: i would favor "foroom". this way it would sound the way it's pronounced in italian. then we can say "get a foroom" and stuff.

q: second that?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Only if it's embarassing to Rahvin.

Q: Is it?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: Nope, it sound like what a hiphop gangsta would say.

Q: Let's stick to "forum", shall we?

 

[hyena]

a: yes, i stand witness to the triumph of language conservatives.

q: is refined language sexy?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: Why, it certainly is.

Q: Who, in their insane minds, would differ from my devine opinion on this subject of language?