"New" (2006) Q&A thread

[RampageSword]

A/Q : Does mexican people count as individuals?


warning : This is a joke please do not assassinate me or any member of my family....

 

[Magrathean]

A: Most of them don't, actually. They're just mechanical sheep with no brains.

Q: Why are you so violent?

 

[RampageSword]

A : I dunno, sometimes I just use violence in my humor. Maybe I drank some warrior's blood unconciously....

Q : If it bugs you, I can stop. Does it disturb you?

 

[Rincewind]

A: Not at all, you use it in very funny way

Q: Ever been fooled on Fool's day before?

 

[Magrathean]

A1: On the contrary. Violence rules, and dark humor is the best humor. Now let's go kill some babies. *arms himself*

A2: No.

Q: Is my mind too twisted?

 

[Rincewind]

A: Yes *gets scared*

Q: Ever had nightmares?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Yes. Lots of times.

Q: You?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: A few times, and they're violent too.

Q: Do your nightmares scare you?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Some of them.

Q: Pick one of your nightmares. What happened in it?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: I threw my father's skull into the Yggdrasil, and it's cursed magic killed all the monkeys living in it. They dropped like apples in Newton's garden.

Q: Was that scary or weird?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Weird. What's scary is your obsession with scandinavian mythology.
Nah, i'm also obsessed with it (kind of).

Q: Do you believe in magic?

 

[Rincewind]

A: Of course,I'm a god damm wizard

Q: Do you?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Well, i've seen what you can do, so...

Q: Did that sound too dirty? I swear i didn't mean it in a dirty way..

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: She is your girlfriend, so nope.

Q: Do you say anything and everything to your loved one?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Yes. I trust her like i've never trusted someone before.

Q: Do you?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: It goes without saying.

Q: Do your words sound phoney?

 

[Magrathean]

A: No. At least not to me and not to my girlfriend. And it's good, because they're not.

Q: Are you questioning my love for her?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: Never would I dare to defy what is eternal.

Q: Do you think that last english exam went a bit to far into my mind?

 

[Magrathean]

A: No. I didn't even know you had an english exam.

Q: How'd the exam go?

 

[6 Stringed Fingers]

A: The text of Holmes wasn't funny at all, save the non-sexually connotative use of the word "ejaculation".

Q: Why are most of the jokes related to either sex or violence?