Hate: "Hey there, Influenza! Haven't seen you in a while, how's it going? You've changed, I'd go as far as saying you've mutated completely! Nice to see you doing well this year, it's been tough for everyone... Oh you want to infect me? Oh, you silly rascal! I've got to work tomorrow so I think that's enough for now... No? Oh c'mon, you know I have a presentation coming up, can't you just let me finish it and then infect me? That'd be useful. No? Oh well..."