New ND Shirt? PFH!

[NvmbrsDoom5]

oh boy

How about
"Dear fans
'Torn' blows
Slag off!"

Paul will surely wear that one

 

[OPETH_DT]

I want one of those shirt,s, Dan. Give me the info when you have a few.

 

[Novembers Paul]

Ummmm, Yeah Dan, WHATEVER!

 

[Usurper Dan]

LOL, goddamn you and your Photoshop prowess!
*shakes fist*

 

[Novembers Paul]

LOL. We don't need hot chicks, we have PHOTOSHOP! lol!

 

[wildfyr]

Gorgasm & Avernus @ EXIT this Sunday!

 

[zmetallica]

How about:

SOUNDING LIKE OPETH SINCE 1989

best one mentioned yet!

though i'd like one that just has the PHD on the front and says some of the lyrics on the back or something else thats been done 200,000 times before. and it be LONG SLEEVED!...

also i too don't like curses on my shirts. well some are acceptable, but for some reason i don't like fuck. in the end i guess its the context in which it is used.

 

[OPETH_DT]

LOL Paul!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha!!!!!!!!!! That's great!

 

[NvmbrsDoom5]

Gorgasm & Avernus @ EXIT this Sunday!

From AVERNUS:

"Hey guys, to anyone who was thinking of coming to check us out this sunday at the exit, we apologize for having to cancel our appearance due to the inept behavior of one of our[ now-ex] guitarists. This was to be our first show in Chicago in a long time, and now this shit came up, and for that we're sorry. We also may be looking for a new second guitarist soon, if interested, send a message, take luck, Avernus"

 

[circus_brimstone]

best one mentioned yet!

I should close the thread so I don't get usurped. I would if ND weren't so scary, and much bigger than me.

 

[OPETH_DT]

PHOTO FUCKING SHOP!

 

[Lynneaus]

i thought it was missing a few things on this one so i just spruced it up

 

[BalanceofPower]

From AVERNUS:

"Hey guys, to anyone who was thinking of coming to check us out this sunday at the exit, we apologize for having to cancel our appearance due to the inept behavior of one of our[ now-ex] guitarists. This was to be our first show in Chicago in a long time, and now this shit came up, and for that we're sorry. We also may be looking for a new second guitarist soon, if interested, send a message, take luck, Avernus"

Fuck there goes my sunday night!

 

[DEADHEART]

Ummmm, Yeah Dan, WHATEVER!

Hey, how did you get her to stand still when you put the iron-on, on???

 

[Novembers Paul]

Hey, how did you get her to stand still when you put the iron-on, on???

I just told her I'd get her a copy of your CD when it comes out in 2013.

 

[BalanceofPower]

I just told her I'd get her a copy of your CD when it comes out in 2013.

FUCKING BURN!!! OUCH DUDE

 

[chupe666]

which guitarist? was it that bjorn kid from pooch carver?

 

[wildfyr]

I just told her I'd get her a copy of your CD when it comes out in 2013.

Oooooh. Low blow.

Betcha you wouldn't publicly humiliate a member of Trouble if they showed up here.


GORGASM @ EXIT THIS SUNDAY!!! (Please don't tell me they've cancelled, then Sunday is definitely shot.)

 

[Danimal]

2013??? C'mon man, don't rush us!

I was thinking 2022 has a nice ring to it.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i thought it was missing a few things on this one so i just spruced it up

I think "Kill For Not Doom" would be more appropriate