I wouldn't want to grow any moustache...doesn't really look good on me at all and I'm still usually too lazy to cut it. It had grown much longer than before now and I was totally bored today...so I cut it. Now the area stings like a motherfucker, argh.
I'd like a lot less hairy ass & balls as well.
Oh well. If I could have that I probably wouldn't grow much of a beard either (not that it is much as it is, but it's something), which I do like. As of late it seems I have minor sideburns as well. I'm too lazy to do anything about those either.
Concerning what, if any (I'd find that pretty unlikely), issues, situations, etc. do you feel like an elitist (in)?