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bah :p

a. It is the despair of some poor child who had romantic ideas about going to space, and they were shattered when he learnt that his heroes shat in diapers.

q. do you really believe man ever went to the moon?
 
Of course they did, haven't you watched Armageddon? Or listened to Ayreon's One Small Step?

Is "bah :p" the universal female response to anything involving a sexual innuendo? It's kind of funny to notice. :) I couldn't say my research encompasses too many females, though...but hey, this is what questions (even silly ones) are for.
 
a: i think "bah" is a safe non-committal answer, in which i acknowledge you made the joke and yet you don't know whether it bothered me or i thought it was funny or i felt flattered or what. it's the best answer, another variety would be "ah" or something of the sort.

q. am i wrong?
 
You're probably right. Still, it's exactly the safeness of the answer that bothers me in the first place. :) Of course that is totally unrelated to you, but I just felt like asking.
Well, I'll just assume you didn't get any traumas.

Would you like to have a sauna? (I'm off to one.)

I seem to be too lazy to post in the NP thread as of late. Kinda says something about that thread.
 
A: Yes, or at least for the next five minutes, then they'll switch on the light and vampire Arafat will be on his way out the window.

Q: Is Arafat a zombie, a vampire, a werewolf or a cockroach?
 
A: I think his true name is Benjamin Farrand

Q: what kind of speakers do you have attached to your computer?
 
Hah, you kidding me? I don't even own any kind of a sound system aside from my standard computer speakers (and discman), so a subwoofer is out of the question for a while. Maybe once I, sometime in the distant future, get my own flat.
Don't have a sub-dog either.

Why is melodic death metal lacking fresh and interesting bands? All I hear is boring heavy riffs and bad growlers.
 
It is not, so have you checked Omnium Gatherum, Burning Empire or Amoral (very Trash-oriented though)?

Why does UM not have an Arch Enemy-forum anymore?
 
They probably got fed up with people saying that their music is shit. They pulled the In Flames. Actually, I think this withdrawal from UM is a direct consequence of the lowering musical quality of said melodic death metal acts. :p

The avatar thing was asked...so who has the best signature here?
 
Arch Enemy probably got sick of people saying their latest album sucked and pulled an In Flames and pulled out.
A2: Hmm...tough choice, Wazoo has quite an amusing one.

Same again, who has the best signature?
 
A: I bought the wrong type of cilantro. I bought Italian cilantro, which doesn't taste too good. Surprised me that it tastes like crap. :erk:

Q: Do you get dreams about falling?
 
A: I get dreams about nearly everything else, but not your bog-standard falling dream.

Q: What personal achievement are you most proud of?
 
A: When I outdone that Inflames626 guy in his pathetic thread a year ago. I kick ass.

Q: Do you have any pets?
 
A: Yes... a Chihuahua dog who is ancient and neurotic... a Yorkshire terrier who is the most adorable thing in the world and brightened my day just by being there... and a beautiful, moody warm cat thanks to who i'm now unable to sleep alone without any breathing creature close by.

Q: did any of your pets die tragically while you were growing up?
 
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