Allegedly eaten fish food. It's a blank file from years past for me, so I'll just have to rely on "friends" for this info. I easily believe it though, I've never been that smashed.
Actually yesterday with help of chance, me trying to be helpful and a friend trying to put down his glass across the table resulted in me doing a header with the beer glass as the ball when I tried to move the chair I was sitting in out of the way. At least it spilled on the table, not on me. Damned helpfulness.
I think that's enough of drunk antics, so what's the most stupid (could be interpreted as "silly" as well) thing you've done while sober?