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[damnromulans]

Thinking of excuses to not go to my friend's party tomorrow. It's going to be exactly like this picture x 100 people and I would rather go to a bar and meet dorks with tattoos than watch my drink with utmost paranoia.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I get off work at 4:30
you should come over..

 

[damnromulans]

I'll bring some portable watertight bags for us to burp and poop in

 

[Satanstoenail]

Tomorrow's election day in my state of Tennessee. I will be voting. Because I believe if you don't vote, you can't complain about your government.

I hope you'll be voting for Basil Marceaux dot com.

 

[False Joe]

Thinking of excuses to not go to my friend's party tomorrow. It's going to be exactly like this picture x 100 people and I would rather go to a bar and meet dorks with tattoos than watch my drink with utmost paranoia.

Wait.
Is that dude fucking a watermelon?

 

[Einherjar86]

Thinking of excuses to not go to my friend's party tomorrow. It's going to be exactly like this picture x 100 people and I would rather go to a bar and meet dorks with tattoos than watch my drink with utmost paranoia.

Um, that actually looks like fun to me. The drunken experience is heightened exponentially if there's a lake or ocean present.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Synthetic oil and high performance oil... shit... my 99 grand am is going on ten months without an oil change. Just an occasional quart of the cheap stuff when she's thirsty.

Thing's a tank... even if it falls apart tomorrow... I've unmercifully beat on it... hit more animals than I can count... and guardrails and constantly travel on nasty back roads, sliding off them into shit in the winter (winter driving in the hills of wv is brutal)... Neglected it... yet something keeps pushing that car forward.

Hey I got a Grand Am too

 

[waif]

Patrick is a bro.

 

[unknown]

I hope you'll be voting for Basil Marceaux dot com.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw

I'm hypnotized by his constant swaying and seemingly southern genteel demeanor

The possibility of dying during a drunken experience is heightened exponentially if there's a lake or ocean present.

fyp

 

[Einherjar86]

I just love being near water. My friends and I always used to take a cooler of beer to the beach in Florida, wade out into the water until it was up to our chests, and just shoot the shit all day. It's really a fun time.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Im the exact opposite. The beach bores the shit out of me.

 

[General Zaroff]

Im the exact opposite. The beach bores the shit out of me.

Same here.

 

[Evil?]

agreed.

 

[Einherjar86]

Im the exact opposite. The beach bores the shit out of me.

That's why we take BEER. Standing out in the water with a bunch of half-naked dudes is gay if there's no fucking beer.

 

[Belligerent]

Um, that actually looks like fun to me. The drunken experience is heightened exponentially if there's a lake or ocean present.

Doesn't look like a bad party. Getting drunk and jet skiing = win

 

[SentinelSlain]

Alla dina bas är hör till oss och hela ditt slott brännas upp. Din kvinnor i våra fängelsehålor på tusen år. De är trevliga i din frånvaro.

 

[False Joe]

Getting drunk on the beach is fucking awesome.

Beach without alcohol is shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

Fuck beaches, get tipsy?

 

[False Joe]

But the sunshine makes it awesome.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I used to go out drinking on the beach in the nightime (i live in a seaside town) in my secondary school days.

It was a laugh. We usually ended up going for a swim in the sea. That made me associate being drunk with having my dick shrunk by the extreme cold.

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