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[zabu of nΩd]

krampus's boyfriend

 

[unknown]

krampus's boyfriend and UM Public Enemy #1

edit: goddammit grant

 

[Chanakya]

Man-Purse, Horse-Chick... Get used to all this TDR.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I didn't know there was actual Man-Purse hate around here. Maybe hatred for having to hear about having period sex and anal with man-purse, but I was not aware of hatred for him specifically.

 

[unknown]

I think it's more the general frustration over an attractive asian on the board not being single

 

[Pessimism]

I kind of imagine Pessimism as a loud and angry guy.

I'm typically laid back, especially during arguments. When I get angry (I mean to where I could give a shit less about my or others physical safety) I tend to black out/destroy things.

Not cool at all.

Thankfully that has only happened two times. Almost three, but it got under control.


Typically though I am just blunt and relaxed.

 

[damnromulans]

smokin blunts

FFS unknown California is overrun with attractive single asians! go get one!

 

[Pessimism]

^That is somewhat true, many are superhigh-maintenance sacks of whore though.

 

[Eligos]

High maintenance women are no fun when you're making minimum wage and can hardly afford to take your girlfriend out twice a year.

 

[Pessimism]

It infuriates me that I have to split the check when me and my girlfriend go out to eat. I fucking hate being poor.

 

[fillipeano]

Gym. Yeeeeeh

 

[King Richard]

You know, doing the "right" thing and trying to pay for everything you and your girl do is noble, but stupid. If your girlfriends have any sense of reality they'll understand that maybe, just maybe, they'll have to use their own money on some shit sometime.

Not to rub it in or anything, but I'm so thankful my girlfriend is not like that. Although she does like to play games with me about using all of my money to buy shit but then I tell her to fuck off.

 

[King Richard]

My wife has given me permission to fuck Beyonce because she knows it will never happen.

Beyonce eh? Nice. My girlfriend gave me the ok for the following chicks:

Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley
Lucy Liu
Kate Beckinsale
Demi Moore
Jessica Alba

drooooooooooooooooooooooollll

 

[JontRevolting]

Thai chicks are very cheap to run and will do absolutely anything for as little as a thankyou,so i've been told.One of my mates had to go there on a sex tour with his dad and uncle,which I can't imagine but if they're anything as friendly and helpful as those at my local Thai restaurant and i'm 50 and single,then I may consider it.

 

[False Joe]

Spent yesterday getting high as fuck with my mate and watching things we find on our external harddrives.

Thoroughly entertaining.

 

[Rumpole]

Thai chicks are very cheap to run and will do absolutely anything for as little as a thankyou,so i've been told.One of my mates had to go there on a sex tour with his dad and uncle,which I can't imagine but if they're anything as friendly and helpful as those at my local Thai restaurant and i'm 50 and single,then I may consider it.

Wow.

 

[JontRevolting]

Yeah man it's very fucked up,especially for a dude like me who has two very awesome pares.The weird thing is my mates mum and auntie were/are both very attractive and lovely people but both his old man and uncle are fucking loose cannons.Weird as fuck!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Unconsummated incest.

 

[JontRevolting]

There's a thought...apparently my mate got told off because he stuck with one hot pole dancing chick for a couple of days,meanwhile his old man and uncle were racking up five different chicks a day.I reckon i'd shoot my old man if he put me through that,it's be great if it was with mates.I know he hated it but tried to act like he thought it was awesome afterwards.

 

[waif]

sounds like WAIF needs to arrange a mff threesome

We're actually looking for a third.

There's a thought...apparently my mate got told off because he stuck with one hot pole dancing chick for a couple of days,meanwhile his old man and uncle were racking up five different chicks a day.I reckon i'd shoot my old man if he put me through that,it's be great if it was with mates.I know he hated it but tried to act like he thought it was awesome afterwards.

Wow, that's really fucked up. Did he tell the mother/aunt?