Naturally, I think the Patriots signings are hilariously bad yet again. Ochostinko will be decent, but he's not going to produce as well as most people think he will. The Patriots offense is set up completely different from the Moss era. They don't need a deep threat, they need a slew of good route runners who can catch intermediate passes and dump offs. If they continue to try and perfect that style of offense they were running in the second half of last season they'd be unstoppable. Adding Ochostinko to the mix didn't do anything for them at all imo.
Barring injury, of course, Chad will have a huge impact with the Patriots. What you're missing is that the Patriots can run both systems (deep & short). They didn't have the receivers (by choice) to do it last year and they were still one of the top O's in the league. I think this signing proves that getting rid of Moss, although old and becoming a nuisance was a mistake and having a dynamic receiver is what they need.
Chad Johnson will not only be a significant deep threat and dynamic receiver but he will open up the field for Welker, Hernandez and the rest of that crew.
Everyone always talks about how the Patriots are "crafty" and "steal players," well, I'm here to say that the Fat Albert signing was a waste of a fifth round pick. The dude is a complete boob, no matter where he's played, PERIOD. I don't give a shit if he is playing for Belichick or god himself. Everyone said the same shit about Randy Moss until he reverted back to the real Randy Moss and did nothing but talk about Randy Moss because Randy Moss is all about Randy Moss. It's going to be the same thing with Haynesworth. He'll be a good teammate and hard worker for the first 6-10 games and then after that, WHAMO! He'll revert back to the lazy dumbshit he is and will be cut after year one, especially if the Patriots go anything resembling adversity, which is inevitable because all teams do. I guarantee it.
Um, yeah and he also destroyed records with Brady and went 18-1. "It's going to be the same thing with Haynesworth." Oh so in other words he's also going to break the sack record and have a ridiculous number of tackles in the backfield. Oh, well, O.K. This part of your post actually makes sense!
I'm delusional.
Fixed.
edit: Peyton was re-signed. Five years for $90 million. They also cut Kelvin Hayden (he had a pick six in Super Bowl XLI) and long time starter OT Ryan Diem.
lololol I love how your post had to end with a little Colt news. It's so obvious how hard you hate the Pats and what a fanboy you are