North American Tour 2009 #2

[(__Joonas__)]

Children Of Bodom will embark on their second North American tour in 2009 this fall.

The confirmed dates are as follows:

* with The Black Dahlia Murder and Skeletonwitch
** support acts TBA

Sep 18 - Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel, Providence, RI **
Sep 19 - Starland Ballroom, Sayreville, NJ *
Sep 20 - Northern Lights, Clifton Park, NY *
Sep 22 - Theatre Capitole, Quebec City, QC *
Sep 23 - Metropolis, Montreal, QC *
Sep 25 - Elements Night Club, Kitchener, ON *
Sep 26 - Sound Academy, Toronto, ON *
Sep 27 - House of Blues, Chicago, IL **
Sep 28 - Epic, Minneapolis, MN *
Sep 30 - The Garrick Centre, Winnipeg, MB *
Oct 01 - Odeon Events Centre, Saskatoon, SK *
Oct 02 - MacEvan Hall Ballroom, Calgary, AB *
Oct 03 - Edmonton Events Centre, Edmonton, AB *
Oct 05 - Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver, BC *
Oct 06 - Showbox at the Market, Seattle, WA **
Oct 07 - Roseland Theatre, Portland, OR **
Oct 09 - Regency Center @ The Grand, San Francisco, CA **
Oct 10 - The Glass House, Pomona, CA **
Oct 12 - Marquee Theatre, Phoenix, AZ **
Oct 14 - Pipeline Cafe, Honolulu, HI **

 

[^MetalMan^]

this kinda thread exists already

You got more dates though

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Shit on me!

Well, Sticky this one.

 

[reaperscythe]

Very nice!
You made my day!

 

[Mystique1721]

Bodom is headlining right?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

You could expect that :Smug:

 

[Mystique1721]

ok, thanks Joonas :Smug:

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Sure :Smug:

 

[Mystique1721]

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[(__Joonas__)]

What :Smug:

 

[Lowberg]

SKELETONWITCH

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES!

 

[children of COB]

Twisha, as an european I'll translate Joonas use of the face: why the fuck have they been 5 times to the US supporting Blooddrunk and only done a short Germany and UK tour with a couple off dates in other countries in Europe? I think I'm not much mistaken, am I Joonas?

 

[eveningninja]

"DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER AN ALBUM CALLED... SOMETHING WILD?!!!"

 

[Mystique1721]

Twisha, as an european I'll translate Joonas use of the face: why the fuck have they been 5 times to the US supporting Blooddrunk and only done a short Germany and UK tour with a couple off dates in other countries in Europe? I think I'm not much mistaken, am I Joonas?

haha. I see. all that frustration is built up into that one tiny face.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Actually that smiley was indicative of the other bands being rather inferior to COB, plus that there seems to be a very good reason for COB to keep touring US, avoiding their older fans.. and they wouldn't do it if not headlining.

COB puts out their new album and goes to America for a seemingly endless row of tours. Why? They get money from it. This is how:

*Autographed jelly dildos with Blooddrunk titled on them on a USA flag 30$
*Artist signed Alexi Ya-Yaow Maybelline douche-bag+Blooddrunk shirt combos from the door 30$
*Ticket to show 30$
*Album sa.. oops I forgot their American fans download their mp3s for free.

..while all their original fans need the check their savings to buy a trip over the coast to watch them play.

So: :Smug:

They need to stop this America bullshit and for their next album make a beautiful piece of brutal death metal with influences from the old times, then start a thorough European tour. If they get further Americanized, I will feel personally deceived.

 

[eveningninja]

That was quite a mouthful Joonas. But... I guess you're used to that kind of thing

 

[(__Joonas__)]

^Good one, I'll write that down :Smug:

 

[eveningninja]

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[Mystique1721]

an alexi dildo?! will it say YEOW every time I orgasm?

 

[(__Joonas__)]

I didn't realize that would actually be a profitable campaign I'm not in my job for nothing.