Dear Vince McMahon,
After watching the Raw 15th Aniversary Show, I must say job well done. A very entertaining show! However, there is always room for improvement, and I know how much you like to give the fans what they want.
Umm...
Anyway, I have the following fifteen recommendations to help improve the current state of the WWE and give the fans what they want.
1. Re-hire Sunny
2. Re-hire Flash Funk/2 Cold Scorpio
3. Re-hire Marty Jannetty. I thought he did a great job with Kennedy.
4. Just come out and finally admit that HHH and Stephanie are married.
5. Leave Cena at home, he was not missed.
6. Tell HHH to chill the fuck out, he doesn't need to be in EVERY segment.
7. Either tell Kane to start hitting the gym or wear a shirt.
8. Tell Big Daddy V. the same thing. I know he wasn't on the show but...
9. Sign Hogan vs. Austin or Hogan vs. Savage for Wrestlemania.
10. NEVER put Bastion Booger or his "son" Big Dick Johnson on tv again.
11. Bring back Gillberg at Wrestlemania and put him in a match against Goldberg. Gillberg gets a clean pin.
12. More Foley.
13. Seriously...HHH needs to chill the fuck out.
14. If you are going to only show Owen Hart once during the show, don't do it during the "comedy" segment.
and...
15. RE-HIRE ROB VAN DAM!!!
Thank you,
MikeyBong
p.s. Nice touch, showing C.M. Punk drinking Pepsi during the Beer Bash at the end.