Good job. You got Belgium. I think Andorra could do that if they tried.
Yeah, except that Belgium was property of the Austrian Empire before France got it.. The huge Austrian Empire which was allied to the Brits, the Spanish, the Prussians..etc.. as I said, study your history before blabbering about.
Interesting thought here. It's all in the leader. If Hitler had died in 1939, Germany today might still be an empire. On the other hand, the French empire didn't really outlast Napoleon.
And I'd like to point out my favorite thing about Napoleon: He was short.
And my second favorite thing: He led 600,000 men into Russia without enough supplies and got them stuck there in the winter, losing hundreds of thousands of men. How stupid do you have to be?
Napoleon actually wasn't short for his time. Its a historical misconception. You could read all about it but the problem is that you actually need to open a book. Bummer...
And yeah, invasion of Russia was pretty bold.. but considering France handed Europe's ass on a plate since 1789 till the invasion of Russia (1812) Napoleon was a little crazed up. But there wasn't anything stupid about it, Russians were pissing their pants, they thought they'd lose. But their Cossaks do kick ass.
Oh, and Napoleon was definately smarter than you, or me for that matter.
...and surprisingly few victories that weren't won by Germanic dudes.
I didn't get that. If your implying France rarely won against "germanic dudes" its quite a falsehood. Most of eastern france is actually previously german-owned territory annexed to France during the royal system, Louis XIV and shit. Not a fan of that period so I'm no specialist. Not to mention the victories of the napoleonic era, and the many victories against the Austrians, including the reunification of Italy.
But anyway, the french have a significant amount of germanic blood weither you want it or not.
Also, lets talk about some very germanic countries which don't even compare militarilly speaking to france : the scandinavian countries. sure they had a kick ass viking age.. then what? (again, I don't care for that.. just need to offer a base of comparison...)
I really don't care how you did relative to other European nations. America wins.
Our record: all wins except War of 1812 (tie), Korean War (tie) and Vietnam (loss).
Oh I wasn't aware we were doing a France vs America thing... I never said the US had a bad military record... I was defending history from your ignorant acusations.
(btw, you may want to add Iraq in that list.. well, I guess we'll see).
Okay. Good for you guys. How long (total years) did that last?
France has been a top military country since its creation by Clovis. Throughout history France has always been a "dangerous" nation for its neighbors or an important ally. There is no calculating the time, but it has often been longer than 50 years (thats the time the US has been the top military country but thats debatable considering the USSR.. i personally don't think it will last much longer to be honest but we shall see), sometimes centuries like the Carolingian empire/dynasty and its heirs to name just that.
You got your asses kicked by the Vietnamese before they had guns!
hmmmm... no.. they had guns... your copy/paste post mentioned Dien Bien Phu I believe.. the battle.. famous cause the viets surprisingly managed to carry heavy artillery at the top of difficult hills.
But since your in that logic of comparison : the americans got ass kicked in Viet Nam although the vietnamese had already fought an 8 year war with the french (2nd largest colonial empire in the world, btw..). oh, and the ex-german SS soldiers who were the majority of the french foreign legion at the time of the Indochina war got just as badly ass kicked by the viets.
I'm not.
1. I'm actually very well educated in American history
2. A lot of this has been bullshit
3. You guys really did give us all those STIs.
...and clearly unable to detect sarcasm.
There is no sarcasm in what you're saying... you clearly believe it. You're the typical american guy who has a problem with the french hence you call on fictional history to justify your hatred. I've seen tons of guys like you over the net.
I was joking about that, pretty much entirely. But it is true that America has gone from being an importer of culture to an exporter in the last 100 years or so.
Yeah, thanks for Mc Donald's and bringing democracy to Iraq.. sure seems to work.
Kidding for the Mc Donald's thing.. and i'm not anti-american considering I am american...