Personal questions thread.

[Metal head87]

My dad. Hate his guts.

Do you prefer the toilet seat to be cold or warm?

 

[Anvil]

Depends who sat on it last to make it warm.

Cable internet or DSL?

 

[Captain Beard]

Cable.

Do you ever go without underwear for the hell of it?

 

[Anvil]

I don't believe I ever have.

Chocolate or candy?

 

[Metal head87]

Sour candy

If you saw Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DiGenerous 69ing each other in a primitive fashion, would you (a)go blind, (b)go impotent, (c)kill yourself, or (d)enjoy it?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

enjoy it. i fucking love ellen so much.


have you ever longed to be a fire fighter hero?

 

[Karmic]

only if I can dream of a baldwin or kurt russell

have you ever gotten a papercut on your boobs?
(applies to men as well.)

 

[Metal head87]

I don't have boobs, and I don't rub paper on my chest (sounds like a great porno idea), so no.

What is funnier, an obese person with a huge camel toe, or an obese midget with a huge camel toe?

 

[derek]

Midgetry always makes things funnier.

Ever had cyanide thrown at you?

 

[Metal head87]

Yes. There was a hitwoman who tried to kill me, but I gave her surprise buttsecks instead. She thought cyanide would make me stop. Guess she was wrong.

Would you play strip poker with Jenna Jameson if Roseanne Barr was playing too?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hell yes. fuckin' loved Roseanne. i'd ask about john goodman and stuff casually.

why are you such a fucking liar?

 

[Metal head87]

I guess that hitwoman joke wasn't really too funny

Do you like Worwyk?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

checked out their myspace, found them fairly boring.

pots or pans?

 

[flying_whale]

pots
how would you rather call mairjuana, pot or weed?

 

[Metal head87]

Neither, I'd rather call it mary-jew-ahnah, like Mr. Mackey, m'kay?
I am really digging Worwyk.


Favorite Death lineup?

 

[Reminiscence]

ur 4 mums


Meshuggah...two choices, you like them, or you're a moron?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i'm a moron with better taste in music

three words to describe five people on the board.
(alternatively, five people to describe three words)

 

[lad]

Intelligent, hilarious, troll (speaking of which, I wonder where that sexialexi chap/lass has gone).

Exams: shite craic, eh?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I have no idea what you're saying, fucking Scot.

Who wants to write an essay comparing American pre-Civil War expansionism with late-nineteenth century expansionism for me?

 

[Metal head87]

Wow, high schools really make you write up essays like that?

Slaughter or Sacrifice?