Fact: I calcitrate rump at organic chemistry.
Fact: not so much a fact as an event, but on the bus today there was a chap in a wheelchair, accompanied by a small group of people. As I was walking down the bus to get off it, he said to me in a loud voice "thank you for travelling on Trent Barton buses", for no particular reason because he certainly wasn't an employee, he was just messing around. So in the same spirit I replied "you're very welcome" in an equally loud voice, and everyone around him burst out laughing. It confused the buggery out of me.
Fact: I just had a random and irrational panic, thinking that I was typing this for the wrong thread.