Kenneth R.
Cináed
You're right, I should try harder. My apologies. I'm just rusty lately.could that sound any more condescending?
Zach-sack: Dude, Sonata Arctica is a huge name. I've seen their shit at Hot Topic (and considered buying it). But look at the bands we have this year...
Let's put a spotlight on Andromeda. Wow, fucking excellent debut album. Mediocre sophomore effort. I bet most people didn't even realize they 'released' a third album out their musical rectum. Such a tragedy.
Jon Oliva's Pain: Alright, your debut kicked ass. Your second disc was decent. You're the epitome of Savatage. But can you pull the weight on your own? Maybe. Not a bad choice. At least you don't suck as hard as Andromeda.
Iced Earth: I'm sorry, but why is this band so awesome again? They had some kickass shit (Alive In Athens... hell yeah.) They're probably headlining material, but at a Prog Power show? Not much power or prog about them. Maybe that's why they're so good.
Rob Rock: Ok, you're generic power metal. But I like you. It's like squeeze cheese in a can. Ridiculous but practical. Can Glenn do better? Yes, but this still tops Andromeda.
Riverside: Osnap. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, they play just about every festival now. Congrats to them for getting much deserved recognition. But hey, they don't strike me as that great of a 'live' band.
Spheric Universe Experience: Your debut is a fucking beer coaster. Your second disc... ok, it's not bad. Not bad, better than anything Dream Theater farted out lately, but you may have just stolen their "good" songs that never made it onto their last 3 albums. Because you sound just like them. This one's extra points for the DT Clone fanclub and prog-o-saurs.
The Rest: Well, I think that already states it. You're "the rest". If hypothetically I were to attend, I would take this time to take my rest at the bar.
Overall: Past lineups have been far better. Should have booked Andromeda after album 1.