Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: Would you go to AE with me?

A: Emporer, at the very least.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: If you had to come up with a title for me, what would it be?


A: That's as wrong as two boys fucking! uke:

 

[nØthing]

Q. Was Naf ever an exotic dancer?

A. We'll see, we'll see...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Which has the faster wing-speed velocity, an African or a European swallow?

A: I fart in your general direction

 

[Jax]

Q. What's that stench? *cough*

A. New Year's Eve.

 

[nØthing]

Q. When was the last time you had a shower?

A. Um...ask Xeno, not me.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: is it true you and xeno have a sexual relationship?

A: the pope

 

[nØthing]

Q. Who do you think is the biggest secret Metalhead?

A. It's that damn penguin again!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Which Batman villain do you think is the sexiest?

A: Man overboard!

 

[Rusty]

Q: What shall we do with the drunken sailor??

A: Earl-ie in the morning.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Wanna guess when I wake up to change diapers every day?

A: Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Excuse me, what is this tobacco for??

A: This isn't the time or the place!!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Doody games?
A: Blue.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What colour are Hearse's boxer shorts??

A: It's too late for that now.

 

[Jax]

Q. Is there hope for this place?

A. Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[metaphor]

Q: Who is that talking bat on the TV?

A: Cake, please!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What do I have to pay you to smack you in the face?

A: A violin.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Favorite weapon?

A. Rollin on dubs

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: what sentence sounds like "boilin in tubs"?

A: A blow-up doll.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: what will you ask santa?

A: in the swimming pool