Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Where did you last take a dump?

A: Punched in the stomach.

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
Q: How did you know the Taliban have formed a heavy rock band called MetalibaN?

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

 

[mourningstar]

Q: how will you be next time we meet?

A: because i'm typing

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by Ultima Ibanez Overlord
Q: Where did you last take a dump?

A: Punched in the stomach.

Q: how do you want to die?

A: smilies

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Originally posted by mourningstar
Q: how will you be next time we meet?

A: because i'm typing

Q: Why are you buttering toast with your feet?

A: With it's tongue!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: how does your dog welcome you?

A: i just can't run that fast!

 

[nØthing]

Q. Can you run as fast as me?

A. thousand

 

[Thanatos]

Q: how many screws did you eat?

A: don't move!

 

[nØthing]

Q. Hey! What does this button do?

A. Rumors....

 

[Thanatos]

Q: are you a lousy wrestler?

A: snacks

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What does your every day meal consist of?
A: Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Who do I remind you of?

A: Perhaps he was dictating.

 

[nevershine]

Q: Who do you think are the most gay actors?
A: Legoland

edit: Fuck! missed that one...

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What do you think hitler was doing?
Q: What is you favorite land to go to on a holiday?

A: I'd appreciate it if you'd not do that again.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Did you enjoy me offering to give you some money??

A:

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Ever given someone money for ... you know what?

A: Section B, room 7.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Where can I find you?


A: It's difficult not to.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you breathe??

A: It is quite big, isn't it??

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Last compliment you received at a pub?


A: Sometimes it hurts.