Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What do you say when you need to subtely change the subject?

A: Death by chocolate.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How do you see your last day on this planet?

A: I know, and i'm very ashamed of it.

 

[BMKid]

Q: YOU EAT POOP!


A: Do it like a man!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How should lesbians have fun?

A: Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

 

[BMKid]

Q: Will you please take off your panties?


A: I dont find that uplifting at all.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What do you think of things that move downwards?

A: Only if it's free.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: would you have sex with a man?

A: yes! yes! now, please!!!!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Do you want something later?

A: Only on the first Tuesday of every month.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: do you ever take any day off the net?

A: yes, it's true, i've been told by the mother of the neighbour of the sister of the private teacher of your mate's brother!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Has everyone been on a date with you?

A: Hell Yeah!!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: is it true you don't believe hell exists?

A: give it to me!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q:.....this is too easy Erm; Do you want this chocolate bar?

A: Only if you do it first.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: will you stop following me?

A: 100, more or less

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: How many times a day do you pick your nose and eat the contents?

A: That looks horrible.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: how's to discover that actually it's you who pick your nose?

A: oh thank you man

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Would you like some of my bogies?

A: That can't be true. If it was, I'd know, I think.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Did you know you were abducted and anally probed?


A: At first I hated it, now I quite enjoy it.

 

[Jax]

Q. What are your thoughts on homosexuality?

A. Don't walk on the grass.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's all this marijuana doing on the floor?

A: Excuse me, I'm hopped up on painkillers right now.

 

[Jax]

Q. Um..why are you drooling?

A. Slippery When Wet.