Q&A - Jeopardy style!

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Why are there people falling when they come near my drool?

A: That must have hurt!

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

A: Did you see that bloke impale his spleen after he slipped on your drool??

Q: The doctors couldn't save him.

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Did you hear about the guy with the open head wound?

A: RIP rustymetal

:lol:

Note the subtle cross-thread references :lol:

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Smoothly done, naffy

Q: Didn't somebody die??

A: He was a great man, and we will all miss him. He was brilliant (the first one, not the second).

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: So, rustymetal, what did you think of Liberace?

A: Deliverance

:lol:

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What is the name of Opeth's new album??

A: Yeh, solid foods produce much more mess and smell.

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Has something happened to you farts?

A: Never mind

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Don't you get it at all??

A: You have no right to do that!!

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Is it alright if I throw out the pizza with Hearse's cum on it?

A: Hey, what can I say?

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Why have you answered with a question, when such occurences should be combined into a joint A/Q??

A: Two wrongs don't make a right.

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Now that you've forever scarred that gerbil by having sex with it, are you going to kill it?

A: That's gotta suck!

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What do you think to my new vacuum cleaner??

A: Coyote Ugly

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: How would you describe your girlfriend?

A: It's only money

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: Don't you regret paying $100,000 for gay sex with xeno??

A: Ni.

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What's the longest word that you can spell correctly?

A: Sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll

Rusty · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What do you think are the three worst things in life, in order of crapness??

A: A path!! A path!!

Lhorian · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What did you say when you finally saw your house and knew the way home?

A: Remember tomorrow, and all will be well.

Ultima Ibanez Overlord · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What did you forget that made things bad?

A: Smelling salts

xenophobe · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What do you use to wake up in the morning?

A: Fruity Pebbles.

nafnikufesin · Nov 4, 2002

Q: What nickname do you have for your balls?

A: Highway to hell