Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Rusty]

Q: ??

A: Little did we know at the time.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you think this thread would go on for so long?

A: Don't tell me, I don't want to know

 

[Rusty]

Q: How can I tell you something in a question??

A: Cheese and coleslaw.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What does the discharge from your penis taste like?

A: You should have used a pencil

 

[Jax]

Q. Are you angry that I drew all over your face with a big black marker pen?

A. A Cradle of Filth cd.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Hey, odd toilet paper you've got......what is it?

A: The Cradle of Filth band members.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Odd toilet paper you've got... what is it??

A: Forest.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's gump's first name?

A: You're being childish.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What is it that you're always telling your parents?

A. Speak softly and carry a big stick.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you do when you're trying to sneak your dildo back into the closet?

A: I couldn't give a rats ass!

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Jennifer Lopez´ ass? Whats your thoughts?

A: "I just lie just to fuck you"!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did you say that got xenophobe so upset?

A: I don't want to hear about your rancid pussy!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Did you hear what happened when I was in gynegologist..?
A: Banging my head to the table.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Who are the last people you "donated" your cum to?

A: Enough already!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Could we, ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE stop talking about Hearse's cum?

 

[Rusty]

Q: Can we please stop talking about Hearse's cum??

A: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: (whilst in the toilet) Do you mind, that's my penis you're holding.

A: I was too drunk to care.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Why didn't you stop Xeno holding your penis before??

A: Signature.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did MC Hammer put on your balls.....his what?

A: MC Hammer's trousers.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What is your most valued posession??

A: The leaves are turning brown and falling off the trees.