Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Rusty]

Q: Wanna know my birthday??

A: Q/A: Jepardy style!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you know of a very funny way to pass time?

A: Two Towers

 

[Rusty]

Q: What film are you most looking forward to this year??

A: The Godfather

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's the best movie-triology you've seen?

A: Traffic-jam

 

[Rusty]

Q: What's the most annoying thing that can happen when you're in a car??

A: It crashed.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What happend to you mothers car when you parked it atop that hill?

A: It's not enough

 

[Rusty]

Q: What happened after I only paid a fiver for the repairs??

A: 25th December.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's my mothers birthday?

A: Tell me now! Or else...

 

[Rusty]

Q: Wanna know who wants to marry you??

A: I'm not gonna tell.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Can you not answer with a question??

A: I don't really know, I haven't decided yet.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you think of FOTR?

A: Captain Picard

 

[Rusty]

Q: Can you name a bald twat??

A: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Can you recite a line from a bad song?

A: Only when i'm not alone.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you masturbate??

A: Sometimes, it just depends on the situation.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you masturbate??

A: email-spamming

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Do you masturbate??
A: Whenever it's possible

edit: goddamn you

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you fantasise over me??

A: Juggular.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's you're goal in life?

A: I don't have one.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How big is your penis?

A: Anything can happen

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What would Benny Hill say to you as he fondled your balls to put you at ease?

A: Well, it looked good on the girl in the store.