Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[xenophobe]

Q: Are you wearing Diapers again?


A: Because my friend told me to.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Why did you stink palm yourself?

A: A 5 dollar shake......that's milk and ice cream and it costs 5 dollars.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What would it take for you to star in a gay porn?


A: When I pointed my finger at her, she knew it was coming!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: How did your girlfriend know you were going to shit on her?

A: It made me puke at first. But then I started to like it.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Ever taste someone else's puke? uke:


A: When I got queasy I knew it wasn't for me.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: So, do you like sex?

A: Crebain, from Dunland.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: If you've ever had groupie sex with a whole band, who were they?


A: It makes me feel froggy.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Deepthroathing?

A: It mirrors only starlight and moonlight.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Your soul?


A: It glows afterwards...

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What happens to your body after your yearly shower?

A: I'm all sticky now.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What happens when you think of being anally probed by aliens?


A: If it isn't deadly, then it might be fun.

 

[Jax]

Q. What are your thoughts about the gun fight in that other thread?

A. Vanilla scented hair.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What would you like to smell?


A: I'd let you, if you asked!

 

[Jax]

Q. What would you tell Zeanie if she said she wanted to shave your head?

A. James Bond.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Who did you dress up as for Halloween?

A: I'll try downloading it first

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Why don't you get a life?


A: Fear not little one, it shall not hurt!

 

[Jax]

Q. Um, what are you planning to do with that machete?

A. Silver's better than gold.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: If you bought me a ring, what would you want to get?


A: Joke them if they can't take a fuck.

 

[Jax]

Q. What do you think of the people always giving you grief here?

A. Paper or plastic.

 

[xenophobe]

A: Depends... Paper is good...


Q: Yes or no?