Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did you say you'd go to prison for?

A: 150,000 metric tonnes of toilet paper.

 

[Jax]

Q. What do you need when Godzilla gets the sh*ts?

A. Penguins Caffeinated Mints.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: How does Lizard deal with his hallitosis?

A: A pair of soiled underpants.

 

[Jax]

Q. What's hidden under DeF's pillow?

A. White tennis shoes

 

[mourningstar]

Q: your ideal man: all naked with?

A: i could win a championship

 

[Petethedrummer]

Q: What are mourningstar's thoughts on his comedic skills?

A: Tennis rackets and apple pie

 

[Rusty]

Q: Your favourite fetish??

A: DC++

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: what should you stick after "AC- -"?

A: It made me vaguely ashamed.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you enjoy this

?

A: You earned it!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Are you really giving me £1,000,000??

A: Horseraddish.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What's that smeared all over your nipples?

A: This? It's my dog's bone.......I know it's not meant to go there.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is that a bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A: Flying high again

 

[nØthing]

Q. What the hell is that pilot doing?

A. You're cruisin for a bruisin

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. What did you say to the last woman who hit on you?

A. The light's on, but nobody's home.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How would you describe your ideal girlfriend?


A: Sometimes, if it's not rotten.

 

[BMKid]

Q: Do you mind going down on a girl?

A: Clam chowder.

 

[Jax]

Q. What's great to get in a sourdough bowl at Fisherman's Wharf?

A. The Olympics

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Were you ever special at anything?


A: I'll try that tomorrow!

 

[BMKid]

Q: Did you know that primitive cultures used to drill holes in their heads to cure head-aches?


A: Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy If The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Wu.

 

[Jax]

Q. Can you write a sentence starting with A & ending with u?

A. Rain and snow.