Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Jax]

Q. What are the options again?

A. postcards.

 

[mourningstar]

Q: how do you know usa are only a small portion of the world?

A: cappuccino

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What drink is it that makes you lose control of your bladder?

A: 104 bees.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you get buzzed?

A: You didn't read the fine print

 

[Lhorian]

Q: So why am I going to have to fuck the brains out of that gorgeous woman?

A: Against the wall.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What's your favorite position?


A: That's silly.

 

[Jax]

Q. Will Mark ever come in here and just flat out tell us all to go get a freakin' life?

A. Sharp cheddar cheese.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you use for deodorant?

A: It'll be on my next CD

 

[nØthing]

Q. Do you like Phil Collins?

A. Pinching a loaf.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the secret ingredient in your chili?

A: I'm just happy to see you.

 

[Jax]

Q. Why are you hanging onto my leg?

A. Palm Pilot.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What kind of dildo do you use?

A: That's unfortunate

 

[nØthing]

Q. Did you know about rusty's "rash"?

A. That bastard stole my fudgesickle!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Why are you so pissed off with nafnik?

A. Oh that! Heh, she's ALWAYS doing that!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Is your wife meant to be cutting your penis off??

A: A Fair Judgement


Excuse, me what's this about a rash??

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. What's your opinion on the general conception that your rash developed due to too much homosexual activity?

A. It's only a flesh wound.

 

[Rusty]

Q: You've had worse?? You're arm's off!!

A: There are some who call me... Tim.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?

A. You're a busy man.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did you say to Arthur Digby Sellers, author of the bulk of the series of Branded when you saw him in his Iron Lung?

A: Well, it gave me the ability to fart fire and piss treacle. Other than that, nothing happened.

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you say something that makes no sense to me, please?

A. Cinnamon rolls.