Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Rusty]

Q: Ever dropped a bowling ball on your testicles??

A: Sometimes, but I'm trying to cut down.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you like playing with your boogers?


A: Hey, don't do that with a hammer!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Is this the best way to eat ice cream??

A: It should arrive tomorrow!!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Hey, will you send me $5,000?


A: If I said yes, I'd have to whisper it quietly.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What is one of the consequences of having a really sore throat??

A: I don't want you to ask me that again.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you SURE you won't consider heterosexuality?

A: He has NO idea.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Ummm... you never answered that one question....

A: If I had too, I would.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Would you ever consider turning gay if you end up in a prison?

A: I am eternal!! On infinity I ride, for I am the unseen; dressed in a Twillight Sigh!!!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you, by any chance, slightly eccentric?

A: It's only a harmless bunny!

 

[nØthing]

Q. It's pure evil I tell ya! (?)

A. I shall strike thee down with the power of a thousand hells!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would you be upset if I told people about your recent operation?

A: Build a large wooden badger.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Best way to infiltrate a French castle??

A: I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Did you say 'shrubberies'?


A: It should, cause I've got soft feet.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would joining us on the quest for the Holy Grail, in any way, jeopardize your health?

A: There's nothing better than a little bit of "peril".

 

[Rusty]

Q: Isn't it too perilous??

A: I don't know that.......
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.............

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What is the capital of Asyria?

A: Spelling was never my forte.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you spell R-E-L-I-E-F?

A: Yes, mushrooms are magical.

 

[nØthing]

Q. HEY!!! Are you seeings that CRAZY pink elePHanTTos TOOOO????

A. YOWZA!

 

[BMKid]

Q: What do you think of Russell Crowe in "The Gladiator?"


A: THE LARCH!

 

[Rusty]

Q: What type of tree is number 2??

A: And now for something completely different.