Random Acts of Metalness

[Guerrilla]

How about we start a thread where everyone can post how they've terrorized people and spread death and destruction. You know, do that sort of stuff that give metalheads a bad name.

I'll start with something off the top of my head. I was walking one day and there was this old grandma walking slowly by with her purse in one hand. When she saw me going towards her, she grabbed her purse firmly with both hands and stopped and looked at me. I stopped too and stared at her trying to look all evil and shit. If some guy saw me he'd be laughing his ass off but I managed to scare that old lady and she hurried off glancing back every now and then.

Ha! Weak, all you fuckers can do better than that.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

a thing i do sometimes ..is this :
i sit in a bus and ok sometimes old people who sit next to me keep staring at my face ..and i suddenly turn my face and look at them ..i mean really suddenly ....and ok i will stop doing it because they may have a heart attack or something

 

[Guerrilla]

When I get on a bus and I'm seated, and I see some old guy standing up I won't get up cause I hate the way old people expect you to respect them like you owe them something. Oh yeah, any fucker here can beat that? Haha...

 

[Will Bozarth]

o yes... i open doors for old people and women, and i say excuse me, thank you, and i mind my manners!

 

[Unregisturd]

My favorite thing is when I get those door to door christians. I leave the door open, then immediately go and grab the most vile piece of music I can find, put it at 32 decibels. Then go back to the cretins and stare intently at them--until they leave. I always win. Its a small pleasure in a world of open cesspools of humanity!

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey, dsm at your house when you share a feeling you had with your parents do you get a hug and a gold star? Hahahaha...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Okay, I was on MUNI (SF public transportation) with my friends Jack & Shaun Saturday. I was wearing a black trenchcoat and fedora, Jack had a big wool overcoat and Russian military hat with earflaps, and Shaun was wearing black denim. In addition, Jack and I were carrying large black cases full of Warhammer 40,000 models (tabletop wargame for nerds like us.)

So everybody's staring at these disreputable-looking teenagers in dark clothing & long coats carrying big black briefcase-looking things. Then we started talking about various guns. Everyone on the bus was very freaked out, and avoided eye contact at all costs. Eventually, after we moved on to talking about metal bands and violence at concerts, the bus driver asked us to shut up or get off.

Think about it, people. He's fine with the guns, but when we talk about Anthrax and Overkill, that's when the driver gets pissed.

Fucked up, no?

 

[IOfTheStorm]

dsm well done u have the respect of santa claus u are a good boy indeed.

 

[Will Bozarth]

gue - nah, im just nice lol

 

[The Knowing One]

Guerrilla

Go back to flinging shit at your audience(The ZOO)

 

[neal]

haha i get the feeling this dude doesnt like you, guerrilla.
-neal

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Pyrus, shit like that happens all the time. People are fine when you talk about guns & violence on the news and in rap music and whatnot, but they finally realize "Oh no, violence is bad!" when you talk about heavy metal. I live for the day when I can make all of these people realize what they are saying and what I think of it... kind of like the multitudes of people in my school who, in an attempt to call others rude(behind their backs, most often),call them "ignorant".I'd just like to point out to them "Ignorant means uneducated, not rude." And when I do have the chance to point that out, they try to make a save and say "Well...they're uneducated, too." That pisses me off more than one could imagine. See, these are the simple everyday things that are going to be responsible for me going psycho on a bunch of people in a Wal-Mart one day

 

[The Knowing One]

I don't dislike him(hermaphadite)

How,s it going Neal?

I seen you play guitar awile ago in the store.
You have a good teacher

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Randomly going psycho on a bunch of white people speaking Ebonics in a Wal-Mart is pretty metal,right? It's it?

 

[The Knowing One]

No no
Metal is drinking piss from your friends girlfriends colostomy bag
How do I come up with this shit my Doctor ask's.

Piss is SALTY (dog)

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

The last time i was in Norway, i met up with some old freinds and we Burned down St. Mathews Trinity church to the foundation. it was beautiful. ive got pictures of the inferno somewhere. If i can ever find them ill post them for you guys. And yes, im serious.

 

[Soul of Ice]

me and my friend walk by people we dont know and fart next to them. start doing drum beats when everyone is quiet. Talk like wookies all the time. being funny asses in general

 

[azal]

i once saw Chirs Kattan in the airport and farted in his general direction.

 

[neal]

Originally posted by The Knowing One
I don't dislike him(hermaphadite)

How,s it going Neal?

I seen you play guitar awile ago in the store.
You have a good teacher

ummmm....

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

WHOA!!!!!!

NEAL IS SO SHOCKED HE FORGOT TO SIGN HIS POST!!!!!