Hey, fuckheads, I want you to follow these instructions NOW, and I want you to follow them VERY CAREFULLY:
I want you (yeah, hah, right, like you know this shit better than I do -- but I have nothing to lose, do I) to tell me about some bands that I would like, because I only like GOOD BANDS. So don't recommend SHIT BANDS. To be more specific:
-Iron Maiden (but not SHITTY Iron Maiden, only GOOD Iron Maiden, and not because of their RIFFS, except the GOOD riffs. And I don't like those shitty songs with crap melodies, so don't give me any of that shit, or ELSE.)
-Metallica (and you BLOODY WELL KNOW what I MEAN when I say Metallica, so follow the fucking INSTRUCTIONS fucknut)
-Slayer (I shouldn't even have to TELL YOU why the fuck I like Slayer, I mostly like when they do those DAH DAH DUUUUHN riffs, you know)
To clarify more:
I DON'T like shit like MEGADETH or KREATOR. So don't fucking GIVE ME THAT SHIT or I will BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN. WITH AN IRON FIST. Just because I like Iron Maiden doesn't mean I will like anything that sounds like Iron Maiden, and also just because I listed two thrash bands, DON'T RECOMMEND ME FUCKING THRASH, INSTEAD RECOMMEND BANDS THAT I WILL LIKE.
Not only WILL you do this NOW, you will also personally BUY THESE ALBUMS FOR ME with YOUR MONEY and DELIVER THEM TO MY FRONT DOOR. IN 24 HOURS. STARTING NOW.
I want you (yeah, hah, right, like you know this shit better than I do -- but I have nothing to lose, do I) to tell me about some bands that I would like, because I only like GOOD BANDS. So don't recommend SHIT BANDS. To be more specific:
-Iron Maiden (but not SHITTY Iron Maiden, only GOOD Iron Maiden, and not because of their RIFFS, except the GOOD riffs. And I don't like those shitty songs with crap melodies, so don't give me any of that shit, or ELSE.)
-Metallica (and you BLOODY WELL KNOW what I MEAN when I say Metallica, so follow the fucking INSTRUCTIONS fucknut)
-Slayer (I shouldn't even have to TELL YOU why the fuck I like Slayer, I mostly like when they do those DAH DAH DUUUUHN riffs, you know)
To clarify more:
I DON'T like shit like MEGADETH or KREATOR. So don't fucking GIVE ME THAT SHIT or I will BASH YOUR FUCKING FACE IN. WITH AN IRON FIST. Just because I like Iron Maiden doesn't mean I will like anything that sounds like Iron Maiden, and also just because I listed two thrash bands, DON'T RECOMMEND ME FUCKING THRASH, INSTEAD RECOMMEND BANDS THAT I WILL LIKE.
Not only WILL you do this NOW, you will also personally BUY THESE ALBUMS FOR ME with YOUR MONEY and DELIVER THEM TO MY FRONT DOOR. IN 24 HOURS. STARTING NOW.