Saddest thing you ever heard?

[RETIREDTrapped]

Well, Cradle of Filth fans aren't exactly known for their intelligence......

 

[Katatonic]

yeah, i dont mind some of their stuff though, for when you need psyching up for rugby, nothing beats "of dark blood and fucking"

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

Midian is an awesome album... in fact, i am wearing a cof shirt right now.

I can't stand their other stuff tho... the stuff where dani sings 'DahDah Dah Dah DaaaaaaaaahhhhhhH!!! dah dah dah dahdahdah dah dah dahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!' sucks ass.

 

[Katatonic]

yes i agree, ive got midian too. good album

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Originally posted by Trapped
Midian is an awesome album... in fact, i am wearing a cof shirt right now.

I can't stand their other stuff tho... the stuff where dani sings 'DahDah Dah Dah DaaaaaaaaahhhhhhH!!! dah dah dah dahdahdah dah dah dahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!' sucks ass.

What?

Are you refering to Dusk and Her Embrace?

That's my fav album pf COF.

The dog is licking my hands as I type. It is difficult. I wish he'd sit still!

 

[RETIREDTrapped]

I've got Dusk and her embrace too... It's a terrible album. Some of the music is okay, pretty simplistic though..... But the vocals can shampoo my crotch.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

Well, Dusk is my favorite, followed closely by Midian. I really don't mind COF at all, but I have to be in the mood. And I go through phases where I absolutely hate them.

 

[Zpeed]

My mom once said something like:
"Thats not music, it's just noise.
I could have made that, they're just
hitting the guitar strings."


So i replyed:
"Yea, sure mom and anyone
can win the Grand Prix,
i mean you just have to
put the pedal to the metal, right?"

I'm not sure whats saddest,
what she said or that she did'nt get
the sarcasm of what i said.

 

[Frost of the sanctum]

I apologize Misanthrope, it wont happen again. And I am not being sarcastic.

 

[Sadistik]

CoF can suck me off. Probably the single most annoying band of all time. I'd rather be subjected to 4 hours locked in a room with Fred Durst on methampetamines.

 

[Sullen Jester]

Originally posted by Trapped
I've got Dusk and her embrace too... It's a terrible album. Some of the music is okay, pretty simplistic though..... But the vocals can shampoo my crotch.

I don't mind the guitars on Midian, but I hate, and mean hate, Dani Filth's vocals.

I mean, he's got a good voice, you can even tell what he's saying sometimes, but then he starts with 'la la la la la la la' in that high pitched screaming.

It's like rap, but not as annoying.

 

[Blood On My Hands]

The most unintelligent thing I've ever heard is right here at school. I was walking down the hall to one of my classes when this wigger guy came up to somebody beside me and my friend and put his arms out, starting shaking his head like a fucking idiot, and said to the like of, "Why are you all up in my grill, yo?" That was the main part that sticks in my mind. He said some other stuff, but me and my friend were too busy laughing our asses off to hear it clearly. White people who think they're black are the most sad and pitiful people on the planet.

 

[ham]

i was listening to stairway to heaven by led zeppelin and my mother walked into the room about 3/4 through the song, in the final verse where Plant ups the vocals, and when it was over she said "what was that infernal racket" (what she says whenever i play any rock song..)

i then told her what it was, and who it was, and she said "no it wasn't. i know stairway to heaven, its a good song"

yup!
true story!

 

[BillowOfZeal]

I love Cradle of Filth, followed by..What's BlackMetal?

 

[Heliologue]

my friend showed his mom (a total bitch) an opeth live video during a really complicated riff. her response?

"wow, nicholas, they're running their fingers up and down an oak board. i'm real impressed."

 

[MacMoney]

Originally posted by BillowOfZeal
I love Cradle of Filth, followed by..What's BlackMetal?

Definetly not Cradle of Filth.

This: "Cradle of Filth is death metal, you cunt."

I can understand how someone would think of them being black metal since they're advertised as that, but death metal...

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

"What is Opeth" (In reference to my shirt)
".. A band"
"Do you listen to them??"
"..........Yes...................." (I was about to say something like, no, I just find obscure bands and buy their t-shirts to look stupid)

"What is Opeth" (In reference to my shirt)
"..A band" (I always reply like this to avoid discussion..)
"What kind of music"
"Ermm.. Progressive Blackmetalish I guess..."
"O, so they rap?"
"huh? Why would they rap?"
"They're black, aren't they?"

That gave me a good laugh

 

[OpethBrian]

I said that rage against the machine sucks, and this kid said "oh yeah what's that band you listen to? Opeth? "RAA KILL YOUR MOM RAAAA!" that's how they sing."

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HA!

Rage against the machine "Yooooo vultura naht culta kik da powow back yaaa COME 'un 'uh'uh tke da' p'wr back'a know o' en'meee"



Also, someone called me a "Gothic, communist, nazi" for wearing an Opeth shirt...

 

[SentencedToBurn]

god people are so stupid sometimes