shit you wish bands would stop doing

[genocide roach]

ya know, things that alot of bands do that are just stupid and annoying. my current complaints:

cmon people, put your bands name on your cd and cd books. i'm not a detective and i dont want to be.

dont be cryptic on your website. your music page should be labeled music, not esoteric whispers from the depths of mordor

~gR~

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish Devin Townsend would stop making albums. Same goes for DEP

 

[Zephyrus]

I wish Black Funeral would stop trying to sell me "Satanic Jewelry" on Myspace.

I wish Borknagar members didn't cut their hair.

I wish Mysticum would stop being so mysterious and release Planet Satan for Christ's sakes.

 

[Alongside Death]

I wish Dimmu Borgir would stop making those synthetic vocals or how should I suppose to call them (the vocals). I hope everybody will know what I mean.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish bands would stop making secret tracks at the ends of albums. It's really fucking annoying when I put them on my iPod

 

[False Joe]

I wish bands would stop changing to metalcore to try and sell albums.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

What bands do that?

 

[Zephyrus]

I wish Dimmu Borgir would stop making those synthetic vocals or how should I suppose to call them (the vocals). I hope everybody will know what I mean.

I wish Vortex would quit Dimmu Borgir. It would benefit him by allowing him to perform in better bands, and benefit Dimmu Borgir by allowing them to evolve beyond these clean vocal bridges that have been featured in their songs ever since Spiritual Black Dimensions.

 

[Matt]

I wish Vortex would quit Dimmu Borgir. It would benefit him by allowing him to perform in better bands, and benefit Dimmu Borgir by allowing them to evolve beyond these clean vocal bridges that have been featured in their songs ever since Spiritual Black Dimensions.

I like those parts though.

I wish Dimmu Borgir would stop making those synthetic vocals or how should I suppose to call them (the vocals). I hope everybody will know what I mean.

Yeah, that annoys me.

 

[Zephyrus]

I like those parts though.

So do I, but it's gotten quite old and I'm sick of Vortex wasting his potential by sticking with this band.

 

[cookiecutter]

I wish bands would stop using the words disgorge, devourment or guttural in their names

 

[Alongside Death]

Dimmus' best were EDT and SBD although Vortex used clean vocals in SBD. It is a strange case IMO, I mean I have a feeling if Vortex would gave much more clean vocals on SBD it wouldn't be so good but if he wouldn't use them so much in ISD it would be shit.

 

[genocide roach]

I wish bands would stop making secret tracks at the ends of albums. It's really fucking annoying when I put them on my iPod

here here!

I wish Vortex would quit Dimmu Borgir. It would benefit him by allowing him to perform in better bands, and benefit Dimmu Borgir by allowing them to evolve beyond these clean vocal bridges that have been featured in their songs ever since Spiritual Black Dimensions.

yeah, those are the best parts of the songs, but i would love to hear him as a front man in a new project

I wish bands would stop using the words disgorge, devourment or guttural in their names

or how bout dark, anal, gore, and throne

hey look, i multi quoted. go me
~gR~

 

[Alongside Death]

yeah, those are the best parts of the songs, but i would love to hear him as a front man in a new project
~gR~

Ok... and make what kind of metal?

 

[False Joe]

What bands do that?

Tbh, none that I listen to.

But I read month after month in MetalHammer that bands are doing in in the reviews part. "They moved from their prog sound to metalcore" blah blah etc.

It aggravates me that a band would change their whole approach just to sell records.

 

[genocide roach]

Ok... and make what kind of metal?

somthing in the vein of arcturus and borknagar hehehehe
~gR~

 

[Alongside Death]

Oh that would be something new and definitly awesome.

 

[Zephyrus]

yeah, those are the best parts of the songs, but i would love to hear him as a front man in a new project

He's the new vocalist for Code, and it's likely they'll be putting out an album in 2008.

 

[xeperu]

I wish that bands stop using corpsepaint, in my opinion, its gay to the max for like 99% of the bands I even listen to. Well, thats an exaggeration, but still, Im tired of seeing bad corpsepaint and if you can't pull it off well or in a convincing fashion, just don't do it.

I wish bands would stop using bad production for the sake of being raw and just makes inaudible music.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I wish modern death/grind/-core bands would stop wasting their talent and start writing songs that go beyond the scope of pumping up a crowd. Most breakdowns are completely useless and just waste time.

I wish more European black metal bands would tour the states.