speaking of poser......?

[bobvex]

IM joining Myspace to 1) tell these dumbasses whats going on, and 2) to get a hold of my old band.

 

[nikon87]

pfft....

Non-believers. It's Alexi muthafuckin' Laiho! We added eachother to our friend's list on myspace and I am going to meet him in New York (he said he moved there for the spring) this weekend for crazy drinking and partying. He said he might bring Janne if he can wake him up. It's gonna be FUCKING AWESOME! He's going to teach me how to play EVERYTHING off of Something Wild because it is hands down his favorite CD still, of all time. Also, for all you fans taking notes out there too, he said Bruce Willis was better in Fifth Element than Die Hard, and Wes Borland is better than Randy Rhoads times like.. a Quadrillion.

And it's ok to be jealous, you all wish you were me. You can bow down now , OR send me 20 dollars in the mail and after I shake his hand, you can all touch it (while I wear a glove of course... We can't get too greedy now) and have pics taken with it.

Fin.

and then again

Why wouldn't he move to New York ? He only has an album of songs to write .

(Yes , I know you are being sarcastic. Should be ,anyway.) RLMAO

 

[Missiles]

... he said Bruce Willis was better in Fifth Element than Die Hard ...

BLASPHEMIC!

 

[Thanatopsis]

anyone else notice that the profile info used for "Alexi Laiho" is identical to the old cobhc.com profile info???
this is funny

 

[stoned&drunk]

Yeah, and he tells hes 24 years old, he´s supposed to be 25 if i can count. Lets see if the new info about alexi is totally different.... fuck that guy i should write him that he rocks! maybe then the guy takes his finger out of his asshole for a moment and answers me

 

[oceanqueen44]

This is both funny and sad. Anyone notice that "Alexi's" sign on myspace is listed as Sagittarius? when we all know when the REAL Alexi's birthday really is and what his true sign is!

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Thats a freakin great prank man, to whoever created it, LOL!

 

[DeathPact]

Its just so sad having a Thread about this and ppl commenting on it realy!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Its just so sad having a Thread about this and ppl commenting on it realy!

What's sadder is you commenting on every thread you think suck

 

[-Gavin-]

Then us having to comment on how YOU suck

 

[Missiles]

So then, Gavin is the saddest one.

Wait a sec... DAMN!

 

[DeathPact]

im Trully sorry but im just trying to liberate u guys from this gay forums shit, Im ok with sort of educational use of it but socializing about shit like this is just a heads up for "GET A LIFE" im tired of reading all this shit and trying to help you guys see the light. There is Like real ppl beyond your computer screen! Now most of you are going to go OMG whe know that looser but you dont actually know what it means.

~I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U HATE ME~

 

[Missiles]

Err... Interesting.

 

[bobvex]

~I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF U HATE ME~

Get the fuck out...

No I mean it... get out, I don't ever want to see you again.




STOP QUOTING BODOM SONGS YOU IGNORANT SHITFACE!!!

 

[-Gavin-]

I so wish i had admin powers here... so much...

 

[DeathPact]

Forum junkies for life i guess, oh well I tried

 

[bobvex]

No, you cried, bitch. Now get out, before I put you out.

 

[DeathPact]

STOP QUOTING BODOM SONGS YOU IGNORANT SHITFACE!!!

Oh I guess i need to be a 2 year long forum nerd before i can quote COB? fuck dude whatever

 

[-Gavin-]

No you need to be a total faggot to quote CoB on a forum in sentence context.

 

[bobvex]

Oh I guess i need to be a 2 year long forum nerd before i can quote COB? fuck dude whatever

That has nothing to do with it.

Quoting bodom songs makes you look like a fucking retard, it's the reason most other forums on this board hate us. Stupid ass fanboys like you make our lives (me, gavin, seldomlaid, thanatopsis, and most of the other regulars here) hellish because nobody takes us seriously.