The "Ask KillerGon" thread:

[shredtastical]

Dear KillerGon,
Tonight I pissed off my friend and her sister. Now I fear there is no hope in getting myself laid. What should I do? (masturbation is not an option.)

Thanks,
Dred

girls are strange motherfuckers. give it 3 days, it'll be like it never happened.

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

Guys are strange too!

 

[IconOfSin]

People in general are strange

 

[Undefined]

People are strange

when you're a stranger?

 

[KillerGon]

Dear KillerGon,
Tonight I pissed off my friend and her sister. Now I fear there is no hope in getting myself laid. What should I do? (masturbation is not an option.)

Thanks,
Dred

Well, there's no shame in fapping!

But if you want another plan, here it goes: Rape them, kill them, rape them again, then post pictures over here and then kill yourself.
























































As i said, masturbation is good man

when you're a stranger?

Don't look to the eyes of a stranger! nanananana nanananana

 

[Mr. Metal]

Why did i post here?

 

[snowy]

when you're a stranger?

Faces look ugly when you're alone.

hahahahah fuck i had the same idea

 

[KillerGon]

Why did i post here?

Cause you totally wanna suck my cock.

 

[vikk]

i liked Crespo where is he now?

 

[Deadly]

girls are strange motherfuckers. give it 3 days, it'll be like it never happened.

 

[KillerGon]

i liked Crespo where is he now?

I think he's still in Inter of Italy.

 

[Altitudes]

Hello...

 

[Undefined]

Hello...

I FUKKEN LOL'D OMFG

 

[Chairman Kaga]

K'gon, you seem to be a huge fan of Battletoads. I'm also a big fan of the game. What things do you like about it? what parts do you find hard about the original game? and etc? Most of the levels are pretty hard especially near the end.

 

[The Nerevarine]

Dear Gonzo, by any chance did you create one account named " Pija Chota " on Hi5 ?

The location is : Pijalandía, Argentina

 

[KillerGon]

Hello...

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K'gon, you seem to be a huge fan of Battletoads. I'm also a big fan of the game. What things do you like about it? what parts do you find hard about the original game? and etc? Most of the levels are pretty hard especially near the end.

Yeah. i love pretty much the whole fucking game. The hardest part is, without doubt, the part where you have to escape from a spning blade. That level is so fucking long and hard... but the game is worthy!

Dear Gonzo, by any chance did you create one account named " Pija Chota " on Hi5 ?

The location is : Pijalandía, Argentina

lulz, it could have totally been me, but i swear i wasn't!

 

[vikk]

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jesus christ be a fucking man

 

[Fetzer]

 

[Undefined]

jesus christ be a fucking man

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[Fetzer]

reported.

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