The Batlord's Thread of Metalcore that Makes Poseurs Cry

[The Batlord]

For the past few years, metalcore has been one of, if not my favorite metal genres. Not the KSE-core that has ruined the genre, but that came before of hardcore bands playing metal in the 90s that was some of the most savage music to ever be savage. I'm probably gonna fill this thread with entries on a bunch of bands that have been forgotten by both metalheads and punks, but right now I'll just post some shit to rock your world.













OMG fuck yeah.

 

[The Ozzman]

KSE is the greatest metalcore band in existence

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I like some Between the Buried and Me. Does that count?

 

[The Batlord]

1. I don't hate KSE, but I kinda don't care either, even though certain songs are sweet.

2. Yes. Between the Buried and Me count, and they are awesome. Get mathcore.

 

[The Ozzman]

BTBAM is garbage

 

[The Batlord]

BTBAM is garbage

OMG get fucked, you bitch! I'll eat your insides!

 

[The Ozzman]

OMG get fucked, you bitch! I'll eat your insides!

Have fun. According to some here you'll have a smorgasbord of fat to get through.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i've only heard the very obvious stuff, wasn't super into it but i'll give the genre another chance sometime. according to my usually p reliable RYM friends the best metalcore albums are FIXATION ON A COWORKER and LIFE. LOVE. REGRET. so maybe i'll check those out one of these days.

 

[The Ozzman]

Converge is garbage too. Wannabe grindcore.

 

[The Batlord]

i've only heard the very obvious stuff, wasn't super into it but i'll give the genre another chance sometime. according to my usually p reliable RYM friends the best metalcore albums are FIXATION ON A COWORKER and LIFE. LOVE. REGRET. so maybe i'll check those out one of these days.

Those are two absolutely amazing records and you should get all up in them.

Converge is garbage too. Wannabe grindcore.

It's okay if you don't know what cool is. I'm sure you never did.

 

[Phylactery]

Converge is garbage too. Wannabe grindcore.

I wouldn't call then wannabe grindcore, but I agree with them being terrible. Their music is headache inducing.

 

[The Ozzman]

Those are two absolutely amazing records and you should get all up in them.







It's okay if you don't know what cool is. I'm sure you never did.

If I knew what cool was, I would've never registered on this forum

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

It's okay if you don't know what cool is. I'm sure you never did.

And you do? Converge? Miles Davis is cool, this, this is unworthy of being the Devil's least favorite buttplug.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Zao is the only metalcore group I've ever been a fan of.

 

[The Ozzman]

Have some Miles Davis

 

[The Batlord]

And you do? Converge? Miles Davis is cool, this, this is unworthy of being the Devil's least favorite buttplug.

Why would we bring up Miles Davis in a thread about any kind of metal that isn't all about jazz influence?

Zao is the only metalcore group I've ever been a fan of.

At least you get something right. Cause Zao is fantastic.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Have some Miles Davis

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Why would we bring up Miles Davis in a thread about any kind of metal that isn't all about jazz influence?

Are you thick? I mean, have you even read a wikipedia page on Miles Davis?

 

[The Batlord]

I mean, fuck metal cause most of us are sad nerds who can't hold a candle to jazz druggies who have way better parties than we ever will. Cause seriously we're all really sad nerds and jazz dudes fucked way way way more bitches and did way way way more drugs than we ever will. Pretty non-negotiable.

But Earth Crisis are still heavy as sin.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

And, you still don't get it, don't worry, I'll let you embarass yourself as much as you wish before you actually do a paragraph or two of reading and finally get the reference I was making.