The best jokes..

[judas69]

lol

 

[pinsher6]

how do you get a elephant in a safeway bag?

you take the F out of safe and the F out of way

uhuhuhuh

 

[Valerie]

American Idol.

 

[DeviousDVO]

Damn , do you hate that show ! Even more than me , I think !!!

 

[Falconspirit]

A boy asks his father, "Dad can we suck light?"
The father looks back at his son, confused "absolutely no son, why on earth would you ask this question?"
The son explains " Well last night I overheard you saying to mom "turn off the light and suck it"

 

[DeviousDVO]

 

[outrageous]

Prepare yourselves...

What's 12 inches long, has a purple head and keeps women up all night?

Come on...tell us the answer

 

[DeviousDVO]

Yeah , no shit ! The suspense is KILLING me !

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Whats long and hard and full of seamen?

 

[outrageous]

I thought the answer was American Idol coz some one mentioned it earlier..but that doesn't have a purple head....


^^A Boat, a dick would be better though...

 

[DeviousDVO]

Indeed but that would be too obvious of an answer , methinks ..... A dick still sounds nice , though

 

[outrageous]

So a boat isn't the answer?? Is it the Navy or sumthing?

 

[DeviousDVO]

Hmmmm.... this is a tough one.... perhaps it's Barney ?

 

[outrageous]

Oh! Oh! A whale??? they have toooonnes of se(a)men

 

[DeviousDVO]

It seems I was responding to the wrong joke I think this one is a submarine . Full of se(a)men .

 

[outrageous]

meh, I think the two jokes are nearly the same

 

[DeviousDVO]

yeah , really . Prolly the same frigging answer to both .

 

[outrageous]

Hahah submarines keep women up all night..

 

[DeviousDVO]

Well.....that's about the best I can come up with tonight . I must be tired

 

[outrageous]

Tired from thinking about semen jokes...