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Shiny McShining Rodriguez
Pain: the gateway.
There once was a man named Tom Bruno
Who said " Fucking is one thing I do know.
Women are fine , and sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno."
Who said " Fucking is one thing I do know.
Women are fine , and sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno."
ty , ty when you work in a boring-ass factory like I do you hear all kinds of interesting things ....
when you work in a boring-ass factory like I do you hear all kinds of interesting things ....
Mythos Inibri
Undead User
Mythos Inibri
Undead User
You sure are......you sure are.
Kind of a joke but ill put it here neway
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
Kind of a joke but ill put it here neway
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
A huge earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
Scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million have been injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America.
Scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million have been injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
God Bless America.
