the election, and stuff..

[plattopus]

Honestly... why the smeg do you keep posting about what Croatia has bestowed upon mankind? Sure it's a great country, but so are most other countries.

Noone here hates Croatia... you don't need to convince us of your country's 'worth'.

By the way... Australians invented the commercial refridgerator, the sequencer, nanomachines, the black box flight recorder, the pacemaker, wine casks, the electric drill, the bionic ear, penicillin, the concept of a secret ballot, and of course... the fuckin' UTE! Hooray for fucken Australia.

Also, our hot chicks are too numerous to mention.

My country's dad could beat up your country's dad.

 

[MetalWarriorSteve]

Honestly... why the smeg do you keep posting about what Croatia has bestowed upon mankind?
Noone here hates Croatia... you don't need to convince us of your country's 'worth'.

Also, our hot chicks are too numerous to mention.

My country's dad could beat up your country's dad.

Like I said earlier, you take me too seriously here...
Then again, on a scale from 1 to 10 (OZ girls are 5 points behind on average)
and the later one... when it comes to fightin', step down coz no ones better then the Croatian Warrior... hehehehe (in a deep voice)

chill people...

BTW. When I had aspirations of being a Wrestler, my name was going to be CROATIAN WARRIOR so what happened you ask? Well, instead of heading to New York for the school of Hardnocks (when I turned 18), I went to the war in Croatia...

 

[Spiff]

I feel even stupider than normal for having read some of the stuff in this thread.

 

[spawn]

Oz girls are just fucking fine, I dont need to go to another country to find a beautiful woman, we have an abundance.

 

[Mark]

And then there's you, you mesh-shirt-wearing hunk of gorgeousness.

 

[Goreripper]

69 posts!

 

[Goreripper]

By the way... Australians invented the commercial refridgerator, the sequencer, nanomachines, the black box flight recorder, the pacemaker, wine casks, the electric drill, the bionic ear, penicillin, the concept of a secret ballot, and of course... the fuckin' UTE! Hooray for fucken Australia.

You forgot the Hills hoist clothes lines, Vegemite and the rotary lawn mower. And the didgeridoo and the boomerang.


70 for me!

 

[spawn]

And then there's you, you mesh-shirt-wearing hunk of gorgeousness.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

 

[salty]

Anyway...everyone knows Marco Polo stole the idea for Spaghetti from the asians cooking with their noodles.

Barry Ute never stole the idea for the Ute from anyone did he? Good old Bazza.

 

[Spiff]

And Kath & Kim. I bet Croatia never came up with anything like that.

 

[dreamwatch]

6 posts??? 6 fucking posts?? Is that ALL?? Thats a disgrace, even by my standards.

And Britain invented Australia, so we rule the most! Hooya!

 

[phlogiston]

*ffnnphggawayymm* *rage*

YOU CAN'T INVENT SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY THERE!!!

And anyway, it was the Dutch. Possibly the Portugese even. Actually, it was the guys that walked across the ice shelf from Asia and became the Australian Aborigine.

 

[spawn]

I have decided that I invented air. Prove me wrong.

 

[phlogiston]

Here's your proof:

Spawn: 27 years old
First Hot Air Balloon: 1783. 221 years ago.

However, that whole time travel thing you claim? I struggle with that one.

 

[Spiff]

I invented the universe AND my parents.

 

[Wenda]

it's funny how everyone here takes everything I say too seriously and can't take anything lightly...

Ahaha, now that's a statement in which I can find humour.

 

[phlogiston]

Phew. I was struggling with restraining myself from pointing out the irony. It only would have made things worse. But now someone else has done it for me. Love your work, Wenda.

 

[Shannow]

*ffnnphggawayymm* *rage*

YOU CAN'T INVENT SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY THERE!!!

Tell that to the U.S. drug companies that are patenting DNA sequences.

 

[dreamwatch]

Actually, Australia was invented in 1602 by Charles Smith of Surrey. I've seen the original blueprints in the British Museum. Originally New Zealand was going to be attached, but he went for that 'spacious' look in the end. People poo poo'd the whole thing; "It's too big, you'll never get it to float!" they said. Oh, how they were wrong. It was built in Portsmouth and towed to it's current position, finally being unveiled in January 1607. In actual fact, they used New Zealand (it's smaller, sister nation) to tow it. A remarkable feat of engineering. All those convicts that 'arrived' in Australia? Stow aways, every last one of them. So there, there's your history of Australia.

Don't get me started on how we invented the USA.

 

[Goreripper]

Anyway...everyone knows Marco Polo stole the idea for Spaghetti from the asians cooking with their noodles.

Actually there's some evidence that Marco Polo didn't go to China at all, that he suffered from Munchausen's Syndrome, and actually stole all of his stories about his travels from anonymous Silk Road merchants. This hasn't been proven, but there's some historians who dispute that he was the traveller he claimed to be.