the election, and stuff..

[phlogiston]

Oh. Oh well. Good enough for me!

 

[Goreripper]

You didn't invent the USA dreamy. America, maybe, but not the USA. That was invented by Americans. Isn't it obvious?

 

[Goreripper]

Tell that to the U.S. drug companies that are patenting DNA sequences.

But they didn't actually invent DNA, did they? They have merely discovered a way of using it.


*irony detector machine explodes*

 

[dreamwatch]

Goreripper go away - you are spoiling our jokes!!!

 

[Goreripper]

I'm a spoilsport

 

[dreamwatch]

Yes, yes you are. Now go away and let Xena spank you.

 

[spawn]

Here's your proof:

Spawn: 27 years old
First Hot Air Balloon: 1783. 221 years ago.

However, that whole time travel thing you claim? I struggle with that one.

Im not 27!

 

[Goreripper]

Yes, yes you are. Now go away and let Xena spank you.

Spanking!

 

[Lord Tim]

Mental image!

 

[phlogiston]

Im not 27!

Are you 221?

 

[spawn]

Just shutup or ill start charging you for the air I invented

 

[Goreripper]

The government's already thinking of that one spawn. Better start hassling them for royalties.

 

[spawn]

I will. Then ill rerelease all the air again and again, making more and MORE MONEY!

 

[phlogiston]

I invented money.

 

[spawn]

Curses.

 

[Goreripper]

I invented money.

You cunt!

 

[Lord Tim]

Sure he can!

 

[phlogiston]

It's OK. I've given most of it away

 

[spawn]

People just steal my air

 

[MetalWarriorSteve]

Oz girls are just fucking fine, I dont need to go to another country to find a beautiful woman, we have an abundance.

- Hehe... trying to win a women?
Half those good lookin' ones are probably from 'you know where'.... don't want to plug the place where the 'pen' was invented too much.