The great and all powerful religion thread!

[Blue_Jay]

isnt it though?








HAIL JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










im such a cool dude for loving Jesus

Fixed your post.

Love is the holy law
In God I trust
In time His monuments will grow
Like wings to heaven
It's love and grace the master plan
The bible's where it all began
It's propaganda sells more than any other book
And spreads the gospel everywhere

Refrain:

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There really was a sacrifice
A man who hung the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious love for all
I've made my choice
GOD GOD GOD!!!

The system breeds eternity
Don't pray for Rabid Headbanger
Confession finds us all
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're fucking close by now
Scream out loud, heres where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

Refrain:

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

The target's awesome Jesus Christ
I would've not lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious grace for all
I've made my choice
JESUS JESUS JESUS!!!!

Jesus is GOD
Jesus is AMAZING
Jesus is the blood
that's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things great
He's pulling on your heart strings
YOU CAN'T STOP NOW!!!

Through grace your sold into eternity
Revelation, Revolution,
I see through your satanic mind games!!!
The war on terror just drags along
My will with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells love
And spreads it everywhere!!!

Refrain: !

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

There is a Jesus Christ
There was a sacrifice
A man upon the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious be thou grace
I've made my choice
GOD GOD GOD!!!

Fixed this post also

you people need to work on your posting skills.

 

[Hatebreeder]

you people need to work on your posting skills.

You need to work on your editing skills; there are obvious contradictions in that edit. But you already know that, since your holy book is full of them.

 

[A8]

Love is the holy law
In God I trust
In time His monuments will grow
Like wings to heaven
It's love and grace the master plan
The bible's where it all began
It's propaganda sells more than any other book
And spreads the gospel everywhere

Refrain:

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There really was a sacrifice
A man who hung the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious love for all
I've made my choice
GOD GOD GOD!!!

The system breeds eternity
Don't pray for Rabid Headbanger
Confession finds us all
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're fucking close by now
Scream out loud, heres where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

Refrain:

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

The target's awesome Jesus Christ
I would've not lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious grace for all
I've made my choice
JESUS JESUS JESUS!!!!

Jesus is GOD
Jesus is AMAZING
Jesus is the blood
that's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things great
He's pulling on your heart strings
YOU CAN'T STOP NOW!!!

Through grace your sold into eternity
Revelation, Revolution,
I see through your satanic mind games!!!
The war on terror just drags along
My will with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells love
And spreads it everywhere!!!

Refrain: !

Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is cool
Religion is love
Religion is great
Religion is the wayyyy!!!!

There is a Jesus Christ
There was a sacrifice
A man upon the crucifix
Behold the cult of purity
Infectious be thou grace
I've made my choice
GOD GOD GOD!!!

this is funny because its religious zealots like you that cause so much blood shed in the world over your religion yet you preach that your religion is love. Where's the love in murder? What a fucking hypocrite. Stop trying to preach to people that dont want to hear it, especially when your an idiot. You can have your own opinions and views but dont try to make everyone else agree with you. just try to stop being so narrow minded, its ok to believe in something, but you need to be able to accept other people and what they believe, or else your fucked and no one will accept you (as demonstrated in this thread.)

 

[Thoth-Amon]

You need to work on your editing skills; there are obvious contradictions in that edit. But you already know that, since your holy book is full of them.

gold

 

[Ender Rises]

Our father thy will be done.
I have denied this life its worth
I will not be the victim.
Sickness to you my master
Were still getting worse
Hope it kills you faster.
Show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out.
This vigil burns
Until the date our fires overtake you.
Our father we forsake you.
Blessed be his name
Nothing now the same.
Ask me why I hate
Why Ive prayed to see the nation that I love disintegrate
I'd gladly give my life
The revolution regenerates!
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before for your blood stained glory
I reject you
I deny you
I defy you to continue.
Smite the shepherd and the sheep will be scattered.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

x 14

He's quite the biblical scholar isn't he?

 

[CaGeD iN]

jesus, mary, and judas that was funny!

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

jesus, mary, and judas that was funny!

Throw in a peter.

 

[Ender Rises]

Anybody sig that? I don't have room or I would. I nominate CaGeD. That must be taken down for posterity!

 

[Ender Rises]

Throw in a peter.

And there's a Paul, isn't there?

 

[CaGeD iN]

how about all the disciples while you're at it... and that whore mary magdeline

 

[Ender Rises]

Anybody sig that? I don't have room or I would. I nominate CaGeD. That must be taken down for posterity!

.

 

[CaGeD iN]

aside from my sacred oath i cant sig something i wrote... thats like wearing your own bands t-shirt to photo shoots... (old man's child didnt do that... its the LSDs floating in the air)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Testament has done that.

 

[Ender Rises]

aside from my sacred oath i cant sig something i wrote... thats like wearing your own bands t-shirt to photo shoots... (old man's child didnt do that... its the LSDs floating in the air)

I meant sig what Blue_Jay said that started all this.

 

[Ender Rises]

You are not my neighbor you ass, I never read anywhere in the bible that your supposed to be nice.

This.

 

[CaGeD iN]

 

[Ender Rises]

Thank you, kind sir.

 

[CaGeD iN]

took me a little while to fully get it lol

 

[cookiecutter]

The actual 'Jesus' figure is a great man, it's only those who follow him that do terrible things. It is like what Nietzsche, "there really only was one real christian, and he died on the cross."
btw, I'm not christian.

Jesus also told people to abandon their possessions. He also scourged the money changers. Great guy eh?

Cookiecutter.
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The whole 40 years thing is not an exact figure. I hate how people try to use measurements to make the wandering thing look stupid. In my opinion, they just became nomadic while looking for a new place to live after leaving Egypt and needed time to build an army to conquer the peoples living around them. The whole religion thing was just a time-killer/explanation to the common folk why they weren't going to the "Promised Land" so soon.

This is a good point. There is so much in the Bible that is silly (the entire book of genesis for example) that the wandering seems reasonable.