the hate thread

[skeptik]

Then obviously you haven't read it close enough. I mentioned that was my personal list of qualifications, pertaining to myself and perhaps a few others. Come up with your own list, and I won't condemn it the least bit.

So only a few people are "metal?"

 

[R.I.P.2]

Same here.


Oh but wait... It seems I have a vagina. I guess I'm just a poser.

rofl, this is so fucking irrelevant. you really are pathetic.

 

[Carcassian]

It's open to interpretation. The defiinition among our group here may well be very different from many other circles'.

My personal requirements for being metal are as follows:
1. Thou must enjoy real metal, not fake mainstream crap.
2. Thou must wear mainly black. Shirts suffice.
3. Thou must despise rap and hip-hop with a passion.
4. Thou must purchase your music because you truly support your favorite artists.

I fail at 2 quite often. I'm fairly sure I'm a metalhead though...

 

[R.I.P.2]

I fail at 1, 2, 3 and 4 though the last one's mainly because I don't really check out much new music anymore.

 

[Zephyrus]

I love how you guys think I'm dictating what makes you metal. Make your own definitions, have fun with it.

 

[Carcassian]

I love how you guys think I'm dictating what makes you metal. Make your own definitions, have fun with it.

1. Must love metal.
2. Goto 1.

 

[cookiecutter]

I actually don't despise rap. I don't like it, but I think it's better than a lot of boring rock and pop that comes out these days.

 

[Zephyrus]

1. Must love metal.
2. Goto 1.

Sounds good to me.

 

[skeptik]

I love how you guys think I'm dictating what makes you metal. Make your own definitions, have fun with it.

Nobody thinks you're trying to make universal rules, they just think that your idea of "Metal" is stupid.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have those qualities and I don't feel "metal" without them. I guess I'm rather insecure, but I'm happy with what I do.

 

[R.I.P.2]

5. Don't be christian

 

[Carcassian]

5. Don't be christian

Error code: Trouble.

 

[R.I.P.2]

that was directed at zephyrus who doesn't feel "metal" without wearing black and hating rap but somehow there's no conflict with being christian which is pretty lol

 

[Carcassian]

Received.

 

[Zephyrus]

that was directed at zephyrus who doesn't feel "metal" without wearing black and hating rap but somehow there's no conflict with being christian which is pretty lol

 

[Killbot]

I love how you guys think I'm dictating what makes you metal. Make your own definitions, have fun with it.

Must be lustrous, ductile, malleable, and good conductors of electricity.

ahhh, much better.
I was hoping someone else would crack this gag, but noooo, you held it in and forced me into it. You only have yourselves to blame.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

5. Don't be christian

that has nothing to do with metal. NOONE should be christian in the first place!

 

[Homage_To_Satan]

hmm maybe i should wear a metal suit that would make me more metal than all of you

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

there's nothing wrong with hip hop

garbage you see on TV/radios/clubs is just pop disguised as rap

this is what real hip hop lyrics look like - http://www.lyrics007.com/Immortal Technique Lyrics/The 4th Branch Lyrics.html

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Comin' Straight outta Compton, 'nother Crazi ass'd my pals!